Hey, it's Shay

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?” (What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)

@shagarooney

lady in the pink LMAOOO

i’m yelling

In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE

speak for urself i was born with titty lung

what kind of meteorological prediction is THIS

THE END GROWS NEAR

That’s when I was like “winter forever”

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home