idk my guy

Zev and Fenris modern au trash baes:

Fenris is a hipster ofc, beanies, glasses, dark cuddly cardigans and vintage metal band tees that scream DON’T TOUCH and he spends like 90% of the time on his phone so he doesn’t have to talk to ppl and his face is always super serious and angry but rly he’s watching cute animal vines on a loop. He doesn’t like ppl touching him and he has a glare that could kill but when the right person comes around he turns into a fucking cat, demanding cuddles but in a way that says he’ll gut you if you mention it, acts like he doesn’t like when someone runs their fingers through his hair and hugs him around the shoulders and scoffs at stupid jokes but he’s dying on the inside

And then Zevran is just a loud, flamboyant as hell genderfluid dork, probs majored in fine art in college but dropped out to be a tattoo artist and also teaches yoga on the side and has probs written a trashy romance book or twelve, and he wears like flip flops and booty shorts and crop tops like it’s his job and then the next day he’s all done up in sleek dark pants and a button down with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and like four button undone and he looks all classy n sexy and you expect this well traveled Casanova when he opens his mouth but it’s just goofy puns and eyebrow wiggles and stories abt the time he fell out his gf’s window trying not to get caught by her roommate

And then you get them together and they seem like the most ridiculous, unlikely couple but when they’re together they just sort of melt into each other, Zev tucked under Fen’s arm, jamming to shitty pop music while fenris scrolls on his phone, occasionally letting out a smoky little chuckle and tilting it so Zev can see, and him coming to one of Zev’s yoga classes “just to watch” but Zev convinces him to join in and corrects his poses all intimate, using any excuse to touch and it gets to the point where the rest of the class is like “Oh just kiss already you dorks” and Fen is all embarrassed but Zev just beams like LOOK AT MY BOYFRIEND LOOK HOW PRETTY HE IS ISN’T HE THE BEST

I know there’s no way this can happen but a girl can dream, right? I just want to inflict pain on sol-ass too ignore me

This was inspired by my old mage elves idea so yeah

extra:

here is a game where you’re a giraffe and you stretch your neck to kiss other giraffes 

here is a game where you’re a bunny trying to jump on bells during winter 

here is a game where you try jumping to make the ladybugs around you fly away 

here is a game where you collect blue birds and fly together 

here is a game where you try to land on cars while flying about with an umbrella 

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

me rn: