Screw this Title, I have Money

dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

my vote is for hash slinging slasher

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

#on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how much do you want to fuck your sister #thats the real question  (glamyorick)

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Shakespeare was not prepared at all

That’s brilliant I need to wear shorts under skirts

That disappointed gif might be my new fav.

THANK YOU ANIME GIRL

I love this for criticizing the constant panty shots in anime. Brilliant

Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.