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1. Don’t apologize for being late/slow with replies.

2. Take all of the time you need. Days, weeks, months, doesn’t matter. Don’t put yourself under stress because of such pointless things.

i’m too sexually flustered to do that.

thank you, it was a very deep sneeze.

any guy named chet is instantly an asshole.

oh my god look at that guy just wistfully staring at that other guy’s head.

he’s so in gay with them.

i like a guy with thick glasses.

the most unrealistic part about this is that nobody is sleeping on their desk.

but this book cost me $25.

text books are expensive.

bye loser with the bowtie. jank ass bowtie lookin’ ass.

look at all those casseroles!

this is some white nonsense here.

are we calling the men casseroles or are there real casseroles?

i thought that’s what we were calling men now.

he lookin’ like a fine-ass casserole.

who the fuck has a dog back there?

it’s an emotional support animal, you fucking animal.

music is ungodly. 

i will not have that pagan nonsense in this christian household.

let’s go read some poetry, guys, we’re gonna break the rules!

roses are red, my balls are blue… that’s all i’m gonna say, the rest is up to you.

this is where they go do all the gay things.

are they larping right now? i’m really confused.

these are not good christian boys.

is that a weed?

they’re all gonna whip out their dicks!

is this how nerds party?

who’s playing the banjo?

you hear that subtle twang-twang-twang-twang.

this is some chaotic good shit right here.

that’s some basic shit, jimmy, start over.

you have to look at your boyfriend in a new light. step on his chest.

i have never seen something so majestic in my fucking life, i am filled with so much hope for the future. i’m crying, it was so wholesome.

oh, that bagpipe, it just… it really hits me.

punch him in the face, punch him in his stupid shit-eating face.

which cheek?

right cheek, duh.

this is dude culture.

is anyone else gonna whip an instrument out of their ass?

oh my god, did you see that totally heterosexual scarf flip?

it’s like the funeral casserole that nobody wants.

and we tell her every year, janet, don’t bring anything, but she never fuckin’ listens.

i hate aunt janet, she’s such a bitch.

oh my god, he’s so white.

look at all these old white men.

mm, better freakin’ praise jesus!

drowning in some fuckin’ mayo.

god loves you most when you’re an old white man.

what’s going on? i don’t feel safe. i don’t feel safe. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

my ass is fine, do not ask about it.

he’s gonna spank robin williams, oh GOD.

oh yeah, i love bongos! yeah!

what kind of titty grab motion was that?

do not have intercourse with that donkey.

you can’t sing with me, this is my song.

i love the gentle didgeridoo in the background.

Éowyn