memes

“i never thought it’d come to this.”

“i’d make-believe that the good guy always caught the thief.”

“the room went dark and i couldn’t sleep.”

“i was in over my head.”

“they all thought it but they never said out loud.”

“i thought i’d make change happen overnight.”

“nobody really cared, so it never really mattered.”

“it never really mattered, so it never really happened.”

“what’s the point in fighting for a happy ever after?”

“i’m still trying to find my identity.”

“i don’t wanna move on, but i don’t wanna get left behind.”

“does any of this pain have meaning or is it all for nothing?”

“is it time to speak up or time for silence?”

“we might not make it to the morning.”

“do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty?”

“it isn’t that much, but it’s a good start.”

“is it in your nature?”

“do you love a sunset?”

“aren’t you fed up yet?”

“i’ve got a skeleton under the floorboard.”

“i’ve got a secret i need you to keep.”

“i wanna live for something.”

“i wanna die for something.”

“it’s all getting better now, is it?”

“i’m gonna get away with it.”

“dance with the devil, don’t pull her into bed.”

“you think that you can stop me? then you’re in denial.”

“tell me what i’m supposed to think.”

“i’ve done bad things, did them to good people.”

“save me from myself.”

“but if you love me, let me go.”

“who ever would have guessed?”

“i wanna feel something.”

“sometimes the bad guy wins and sometimes the good guy dies.”

“sometimes the good things don’t last.”

“rather drop dead than be a quitter.”

“you ain’t gonna hurt no more.”

“you don’t wanna get that much closer.”

“together, we’ll find the salvation.”

i bet kronk is a cum daddy.

i would probably ride kronk like hella.

she is singin’ her heart out.

i really love the bowl cuts.

i can’t believe they had that technology back then.

i just got the chills.

he’s high as fuck in his photo.

the thunder just works that way in peru.

those titties look like cupcakes. i mean. those cupcakes look like titties.

when you can’t be true to your groove.

no. no! those are his mitts.

he is thicc for a child. does he lift?

old people scare me anyway. i mean, they could just die at any moment.

that’s probably worth ten tacos.

it’s probably only worth one taco.

yzma’s a furry.

don’t kinkshame her, she’s got a beautiful tail.

do you think it’s a real tail or do you think it’s a butt plug?

oh, now i’m hard.

i wanna see his dong.

i hate david spade. every time i open this, i see his face looking back at me.

yeah, i was like, who is this twink?

he looks like literal cottage cheese.

i hate that child right there.

i love their soulless eyes.

she’s got a flat ass head. you could fuckin’ set the table on that head.

the thicc boys are in town, holy shit!

is her full name gertrude or something?

i thought it was going to be trudicious.

let’s start a fucking storm.

veronica mars does nothing wrong.

is that taylor swift?

listen honey, that peach top is not for you. that’s the real crime here.

leave britney alone!

i knew a trevor in high school. he was a dickface.

she doesn’t even have big tits, what the fuck?

is this the new show on hgtv?

that’s the face he makes when he gets his toes sucked.

look at that iphone 3 oh my god.

oh those are boobs, hello.

i’m on instagram.

small town, hard penis.

is that the name of stephen king’s next book?

he’s IN her body??

even after all this time her bangs are so fluffy, i can’t stand this.

those cute little kitten heels aren’t gonna keep you safe, baby.

that’s what period cramps feel like.

stop going to kids parties and maybe you won’t die.

laughs in gay.

he’s blinded by his chocolate syrup blood.

she shot him in the penis!

my friend says you have a deep daddy voice.

tell him i’ll eat his ass.

they’re here, they’re hard, they’re ready to party.

you just got cucced, emma roberts.

you can’t shoot courtney cox.

sometimes the meme is just experience.

i’m the most funny out of all of you.

i love this beat.

did you say i love feet?

we don’t fuck with ouija boards here.

we cracked the code.

the most red you’ve ever seen. redder than blood. redder than... red.

can that be a crayon color?

whoa, wait, the mothman tried to take the baby?

mothman just wants to raise a moth baby.

please stop, it’s so funny.

i like it. i wanna die.

now the mothman’s just gonna know where you are with your big fuckin’ green vest.

he’s too cool.

he’s too tall, they’re not gonna shoot him.

they’ll just think he’s a tree.

that sounds like a baby squeaky duck stuck somewhere.

he a chaotic energy boy.

don’t do drugs... whatever.

they get paid for this?

what kind of operation are they running here? what good is a church without holy water?

he’s like fuckin’ rasputin or some shit.

just white people things.

LOOK, THERE’S DREW BARRYMORE.

i love the 90s when a murderer could call you and you’d flirt with them.

drew barrymore has no limits.

oh, the popcorn’s gonna burn. 

wait did they even have 911 back then?

dude, just block on facebook.

star-69 them!

this is a really fucked up episode of catfish.

is this jigsaw?

oh look, he’s so bloody, oh my gawd.

this is how imdb was created.

_____’s gonna get disemboweled, oh no.

it was a drive-by knife!

the whole thing’s gonna blow up, you dumb bitch.

she wants to die. relatable.

OH, DAT HAPPENED.

that was a critical hit right there.

she’s dead, bitch.

this is me when i can’t find my dog for two seconds.

there goes my grandma.

i, too, get ready to scream with my arms like that.

that was really edgy.

was he fucking that down there?

that’s some furry shit.

THIS IS HOT HETERO LOVE.

now push him out the window.

oh, look, it’s that guy!

the craft, is this like pinterest?

the question isn’t who am i, the question is how fluffy are your bangs?

HE’S THERE, WOW.

he’s more extra than freddy krueger.

when your name is skeet, i feel like the bar is pretty low.

she just decked that motherfucker.

HER LIPS ARE SO PERFECTLY GLOSSED, WHAT THE FUCK?

they’re going to bed, not the fucking dance club!

did he say “it looks like you fingered the wrong guy?”

he did say “fingered”, right?

tag yourself, i’m the garbage truck.

how does it feel to be almost murdered?

look at her drawn on eyebrows.

she’s gonna regret that in two years.

is that jesus?

this guy looks like johnny depp had hate sex with a chipmunk.

he’s erotically threatening them with scissors.

get off that floor, you’re better than that floor.

what if the killer just didn’t want the s.a.t.s to happen?

oh my god, what if he starts masturbating?

i love his flair.

i’m gay for myself, you know?

he’s ridiculous, but he has adorable dimples.

his dick is pressed firmly into his ass.

oh, she’s no longer wearing a crop top, she can die.

i like how seriously he’s eating his ice cream.

don’t out me as an affectionate person.

her turtleneck is beautiful and so are her breasts, let’s not laugh at her.

okay, but the tie dye on her skirt perfectly swirls into her butt.

the dick will help her get over her grief.

he looks perpetually anxious.

her eyebrow is eternally quirked upwards.

i got really gay excited there for a second.

that is not a road.

hey, back in the 90s you could do this.

is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

i remembered you saying that boobs were “alright” the other day.

at least he cleans his knife off in between murders,

he’s the WORST killer.

i feel like his depth perception’s off because of his mask.

what is she wearing? does she have pants at all?

where he body go? where he body go? where he body go?

everyone’s been stabbed.

you literally just gave the fucking chipmunk the gun.

dammit, shaggy.

this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen.

no, i do not want some olives right now sir, thank you.

i don’t want any fucking olives.

you’re gonna love these olives!

ZOINKS.

where are the olives, man?

wow, this is so rude.

first they offer her olives, then they try to kill her dad.

he’s not using the safeword, though.

the safeword is zoinks.

the safeword is olives, the go word is zoinks.

tag yourself, i’m shaggy dying.

fly away, binch.

yeet his ass.

dudebro, please chill.

i bet she grabbed his nipples.

he’s a wormy baby.

the next stop is death, becky.

is this whole movie them in the bus? god, i hope so.

you ever seen lost? it’s like that, but in the bus.

i don’t know what it is about bookstores, but you just start sweatin’.

this is some jenga shit.

can you please just kill them? they’re so insufferable.

why don’t boys wear booty shorts anymore? i miss it.

did you see that little butt wiggle?

everyone should wear booty shorts.

oh, that was an ass!

i missed the ass? god damn it!

orange juice is expensive.

have they never seen supernatural?

oh, he’s got a nice barbecue going on in the basement.

you know what would be great right now? have you guys ever seen sharkboy and lavagirl?

that’s called a wet dream in the worst way.

i love a good gay.

are you guys teasing me? are you watching dead poets society?

NOBODY tell me that boy is straight.

he faux ejaculated.

did _____ grab a dick? i’m so confused.

is he entering into the bdsm chamber?

uhh... it’s funny that you mention that, actually.

there’s a mullet? oh, i wish i could see it.

locker rooms are always gay.

he’s like, “that’s not the only thing i like up my ass.”

i mean yeah, they die, but it’s hilarious.

i just want a crop top that he can die in.

there is a lot of ugly hair in that chilis.

i don’t wanna know what he fuckin’ did.

this guy’s kind of like a gay red foreman.

that’s his murder shirt.

he just needs so much attention like, calm fuckin’ down.

are we gonna see a boob?

that’s like the weirdest mouth boner.

alright, that was the most dramatic bitch exit.

where’s all the death? i thought there was gonna be more death.

it wasn’t real, so that’s good, but we had to see it.

that’s lame. love beats him? what is this, harry potter?

touch his bald scalp.

fifteen year old me was so TURNT at this harry. i had the biggest crush.

fuckin’ death eater fuckin’ motherfucker.

it’s gettin’ cold in here so put on all your clothes.

tag yourself, i’m THAT.

you know, i bet a dementor’s really good at sucking dick.

suck, suck, suck, SUCK! GET THAT SUCK.

and then later he stops being a little puss, and then he dies.

stop being a little puss is the moral of the story.

i’m getting turned up right now, i’m turning up.

whoever doesn’t turn up to double double, toil and trouble ain’t my friend.

he’s not fucking around. you can tell because he’s got his beard tied.

look at that large boy!

dumbledore, you fuckin’ cucc.

FUCK YOU, PERCY.

i love listening to _____ get heated.

dear diary, someone said something mean to me.

he probably writes fanfiction.

dear diary, today my shadow scared me.

OH NO, IT’S GARY OLDMAN.

professor snape sounds like the way a turtle walks.

oh my god, i saw his dick!

you did not see his dick.

i did! it wanged!

i just saw the fuckin’ ballsack.

i can’t believe they put a penis in this.

a penis in my good christian neighborhood?

this is dog on dog violence, i don’t support this.

he threw a fuckin’ rock. dumbass.

i had to be polite, ‘cause i’m canadian.

well, that’s because he’s fifteen, so that’s when everyone is an emo washup.

do we not like canned dicks here?

no, i like a good, fresh dick.

bitch, he dead.

you’re your own dad.

did you just whisper your dog’s name?

wow, harry, i love your green eyes.

that was a good drag right there.

who’s nuttin’?

this is such a religious experience.

do you guys call the middle of donuts fucking donut holes?

that’s only because you get them from tim horton’s, stupid.