Fandoms Have Killed Me. Join Me In The Underworld

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

Yesterday it was announced that Mike Pence will lead Trump’s transition team, which is weird because normally when people transition, Pence sends them to conversion therapy.

dean and cas with promise rings in highschool 

For any LGBT+ youth who’s parents are suggesting conversion therapy and want to runaway or escape my doors are open in Michigan and I will help you find a place to go that you will be safe.

me: holy fuck could i be any gayer

*slams fist on table* im fuckign gay