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i'm v bored at work, so i hopped on the bandwagon and made a wire for aer !

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u know what? i am a kind and gentle person even after everything i've been through and i think that's very sexy of me
✰ — — — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ hi, guys! i’m broken. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ man, repressing your feelings is great. ’ ‘ i just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time. ’ ‘ birth is a curse and existence is a prison. ’ ‘ it’s ancient history? it was happening until twenty seconds ago. ’ ‘ one of the perks of living alone is that i get to just walk around naked. ’ ‘ i’ll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper. ’ ‘ you were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan rapunzel. ugh, the dream. ’ ‘ well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… i could be into it. ’ ‘ so far, i’m the best student. i’m gonna be the velociraptor. ’ ‘ i feel like ‘friends’ in season eight, out of ideas and forcing joey and rachel together, even though it made no sense. ’ ‘ i once got lost on an escalator, so i’m not exactly christopher columbus. ’ ‘ we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible? ’ ‘ you deserve to be happy because you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person… not to mention, you have a rockin’ bod. ’ ‘ any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. that’s how we got beyonce. ’ ‘ because of reasons. there are reasons! they exist and i don’t want to explain them right now. ’ ‘ i’m a canyon… full of poo-poo. ’ ‘ they are a couple and i am a third part of that couple. ’ ‘ it’s suddenly very important that i get drunk. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ how can i say no? …can i say no? ’ ‘ i don’t have a house. i live in a boundless void. ’ ‘ i have no idea what’s going on, but everyone is talking and i should too. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ i’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. what a stupid age i am! ’ ‘ is this a game? i go first. i call blue! ’ ‘ aw, man. i wanted to push that button. not cool, dude. ’ ‘ we know everything. i don’t understand much of it, but you know, i know it. ’ ‘ that was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t’ and i did not care for it. ’ ‘ i’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me. ’ ‘ hey there hot stuff, can i get you a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ do you have any feelings like that for me again now? ’ ‘ no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. we are on the same page. ’ ‘ i am revved up to learn, man. my brain is horny! ’ ‘ i used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs. ’ ‘ i felt bad about what i did. it was a weird feeling. not used to it. didn’t love it. ’ ‘ yeah, i love you. ugh, that’s embarrassing. i feel so itchy. ’ ‘ go fork yourself, you mean giraffe. ’ ‘ who needs a soulmate anyway? my soulmate will be… books. ’ ‘ what do we do? panic? freak? i usually panic, but i am happy to freak! ’ ‘ we’re gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers… it’s gonna be so much fun! ’ ‘ i’m in a perfect utopia and i have a stomachache. ’ ‘ i need to step outside for some air. and… i will not be back. for many days. ’ ‘ the point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. ’ ‘ yeah, dude. i’m not a monster… anymore. ’ ‘ i’m good. just hang out with her and name constellations after each other or whatever it is nerds do. i’m fine on my own. ’ ‘ i’m in this. we’re a team. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop… in my heart. ’ ‘ is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? because it’s only kind of working. ’ ‘ ugh, of course your hugs are amazing. ’ ‘ okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. ’ ‘ yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it’s okay, yeah. i’m fine. so, it’s all fine. ’ ‘ look away! everybody look away. i’m going to keep watching, but you guys look away. ’ ‘ ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst. ’ ‘ i’ve been keeping a secret from you… about you. the thing is, it’s not even harming you and if i tell you i feel like it might harm you. so, uh, ethically speaking, i don’t think i have to tell you. ’ ‘ has anyone ever told you what a drag you are? ’ ‘ ‘bearer of bad news’? uh, i think you mean ‘bad news bear’. ’ ‘ honestly, the best move is to get another dude and just go to town. rebound guy. ’ ‘ but i am happy for them! i am! i am! am i? i am! i am not. i am not. i am not that. i am not happy for them. ’ ‘ i totally get it. i mean, he’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie. ’ ‘ you want to hear his side? oh, no, no, no. that’ll only slow things down. ’ ‘ no! right? no, it felt like a no when i was doing it. ’ ‘ here’s the thing, i’m nice to you and you’re mean to me. there’s something wrong about that, but i can’t put my finger on it. ’ ‘ how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun… just like i do when someone starts talking about their kids. ’ ‘ how do i put this delicately… it’s all stupid garbage! ’ ‘ i’m sorry i dragged you into this. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i never did laundry… and that i waited until you were about to do yours and secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it. ’ ‘ that’s a very, very bad idea. don’t be yourself! ’ ‘ great. yet again, it’s everyone against me because everyone except me is an idiot. why am i the only person who clearly sees what’s going on here? 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ooc; i’m sorry about not being around much, friends. i’m no longer working from home so i have less time to write, and honestly less energy. this blog will continue to be slow but i can always be found on dis//cord: lin “two shots of vodka” beifong#5515
mutuals feel free to add me, just pls tell me who you are !
ooc; i’m sorry about not being around much, friends. i’m no longer working from home so i have less time to write, and honestly less energy. this blog will continue to be slow but i can always be found on dis//cord: lin “two shots of vodka” beifong#5515
mutuals feel free to add me, just pls tell me who you are !

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A Dinner Date With Barbara Palvin & Dylan Sprouse | British Vogue
casually grabs the tiddy for good luck
Zack glances down at Aerith’s hand, casually grabbing onto his chest. He blinks, then looks at her, nodding slowly, a thoughtful look in his eyes. “Hmm, interesting point. I think I understand what you’re trying to say,” he responds to her action, his own hand moving to cover hers, while his other arm reaches out around her waist to pull her in closer. When they’re like this, he remembers just how much smaller she is than him, his height letting him kiss her easily at the top of her head.
“Feeling lucky yet?” Zack questions softly, looking deeply into her eyes. Though his expression is serious and intense, there’s amusement just under the surface. The arm around her waist is moving down slowly, and before long Zack’s hand is grabbing lightly onto her bottom, giving it a gentle squeeze. He can’t hold back his stupid smirk. “Because I think I’m starting to…”
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picture this…. u give me ur shirt.. it’s way too big on me so i dont wear anything under it… u tell me to sit on ur lap… n we kiss until ur hard… aha…. jk…..
……unless
don’t tell me “you can’t do that” ‘cause I will do that
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oh ! you make me WONDER !
you could argue she’s a little important. want your rebellious princess? you got it! child of a crime lord, a Diet member, an emperor. no matter how you spin it, she’s got quite the destiny on her! but how does she deal with it?
with what? being haunted by the DEAD and the LIVING alike! thanks, mom!
one of two peas in a pod ! find the other one here. credit to their mun, winter, for this sick promo, too ! ©️
my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero
an overdue starter for @fairstclass !
this is a dream, she thinks. she's had ones like it before, where zack throws open the doors of the church, alive and unscathed and happy to see her. but she doesn't remember falling asleep, and the zack she's seeing is bruised and bloody, and supporting the weight of someone else, someone with similar spiky hair but blonde. her feet are frozen in place, and she has no clue if this is real but she has to act soon.
❝ ...zack ?! ❞ her voice is half relief (he's alive!) and half shock (but how?). once she's spoken, she's unfrozen and able to move towards the duo, coming up on the other side of the blonde to take some of his weight and help them to an unbroken pew in the front. once they're sat down, she scurries back to the doors and quickly looks around ---- there are always eyes watching her ---- before shutting them and going back to zack.
she doesn't want him to get up again, so she kneels down in front of zack, hands wanting to touch him to make sure he's real, but hesitant in case he's not. there are so many questions running through her head, it's hard to make sense of them, but she settles on one. ❝ what happened ? ❞
CLOWNS, ASSEMBLE !
supernaturally inclined muse ; in search of friends / fellow clowns / mortal enemies ! enjoys long walks on the beach, nighttime drives, and communicating with the ḏ̵͙̮̫̃͛̚ ẻ̴̢̹̜̦͒̈̀̒̈́͜ ȃ̴̢͈̤̘͊̽̔̽͌ d̴̲̹̜̯̱̩͒̕͝ INTERESTED PARTIES PLEASE CONTACT @drownblessed !
they’re on a date!

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Finished this quick one of the best girl!! Variations are on my Insta :)