Shadow-Renegade

got my top surgery approved 😎

Heck yeah. Congrats

EATIN’ SOCK

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

EATIN’ SOCK IM CRYING

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

Locals the scariest cryptids

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

This is true!! In french you would say “minou” which is just like…. French for kitty , most of us just tell it out when we see a cat

^I just learned a new word in french, my cat is gonna hate me.

I love being in my house and hearing a muffled “KITTY!” from a member of my family in another room

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

I can't NOT repost this

didn’t even make it past the first line before i had to reblog

This seriously just made me so happy

I FEEL OLD:(

They forgot Mulan which came out in 1998

I love buying new books. Look at this! Isn’t it pretty? I’m not gonna read it for 2 years but it will look fabulous on my bookshelf

So true I now have a new precious to add to my collection isn't so lovey it has never been opened just the way I like it

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

Tempted.

I would be devastated. You are all precious cinnamon rolls. I’m here to chat whenever.

I fucking love you so much. Never ever forget that.

Guys, if you EVER need someone to talk to, I’m here for you. DM me on Instagram @mayajanew17

I LOVE U ALL SO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME I WILL STAY UP AND TALK TO YOU NO MATTER WHAT. YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO ME AND YOU HAVE A PURPOSE. NEVER EVER FORGET THAT.

If anyone ever has thoughts like that I would love it if you messaged me, I couldn’t bare the thought of losing one of you guys to something I could possibly help. I love you guys so much, you’re all so amazing and supportive, and if I can’t be the same to all of you I have failed as a person, a friend, and as someone of the fandom family. I love you guys, stay safe. 

Tumblr rule: ALWAYS REBLOG.

I would be more than devastated i would be like sans when Paps dies in the geno route 

I would be devastated

Anyone who follows me or anyone in the future going to follow me, don’t you fricking dare even think about it. Message me if need be! I’ve thought about it too so talk to a friend who understands. <3

MEH. I JUST REBLOG STUFF ‘CAUSE I LIKE TOO.

Free long-distance and short-distance (if it is possible) hugs and chatting for everyone in need. do not do things like that, please. you are my family

If any of you need someone to talk to about anything, please come talk to me. I’ll always be here for you guys ❤️ you can just jump into my inbox and say something like “I had a bad day” and I’ll be listening, even if it’s just something minor. I. Will. Always. Be. Here ❤️ -mod

This is the best thing ever