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i stole this from twitter
To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

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Marjane Satrapi, cartoonist and film director, best known for Persepolis
22 November 1969 - 4 June 2026
PROJECT RURI TUNES
⸺ PART II: YOUR OCS' TIME TO SHINE ⸺
-> Part I: the Catwalk's New Collection
Denizens of the Devildom, step aside because the true stars of the event have arrived, and they are ready to steal the spotlight in all the three realms and beyond!
Aka an excuse for everyone to show off their OCs* <3 *OCs can include characters that are only mentioned in the games and have no offical appearance. Looking especially at you, Michael stans >:3 **Also thank you @shootingstarrfish for letting me use Sidra here <33
HOW THIS WORKS
draw your OC(s) in the Ruri Tunes art style
come up with one (or multiple!) battle lines for them and create the splash screen;
-> resources and templates for creating that will be provided a little later, so watch out for those
post your creation under #project ruri tunes and/or tag @devildom-fashion-week so it can be reblogged
feel free to add a little summary about your OC so people can learn about them!!
if you feel like it, there's also this little ask game you can attach to the post, hehe >:3
eye shines aren't part of the Ruri Tunes style. Add them anyway if you wanna. They're cute
If you need a few tips and tricks on how to draw in the Ruri Tunes style, here's a quick guide I made some time ago
Also, if you have any more questions or need some pointers, feel free to shoot me a DM or send an ask! I'm happy to give some pointers whenever I can
Happy showing of your OCs, everyone! <3
List of stupid shit Gackt has done
Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut
Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo
“Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television
Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway.
Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons
Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly
Ends every sentence with “anyway”
Released a strippable body pillow of himself
"Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“
Got the word “poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages
Screams when scared by video games
Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it
Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV
Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits
Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”
Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing
"cream puff pastries are kind of sexy”
Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”
Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up
Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home
Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies
Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.
Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage
Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”
Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway
Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”
"No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“
Wears tiny colorful socks constantly
Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks
Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong
Bought an entire mountain as an “impulse buy"
Ate several dog treats before realizing what they were
・Always tags his own cock in his insta photos as “gackt” because he is GACKT, you see
・Uses the greeting “hey bros & sisters” on nearly every post
・Thinks that the #gacktworkout hashtag he made up is a thing
・Somehow made a post about cramming 7 kg weighted balls up his ass at 2am JST in both Japanese and English that one time and made it sound WORSE in Japanese because we all needed to know he refers to his asshole as “Anal-kun” (lovingly transcribed here by me for posterity & enjoyment because the screencap is on my phone & Tumblr mobile is full of no):
What’s up? This is the series of “Hell Ball”. You know, when you do this, you can feel something weird with your anal… Yeah i felt something weird when I started this, but it’s going to get better. Maybe…Just do it.
さて、寝る前に。へールボールをやると、アナル君に変な感じを覚える時がある。しばらくやってりゃそれも無くなってくる。多分・・・まあ、気になるよりもなりなさい!じゃ、やってみな。 #gackstagram #gacktworkout #アナル君
・Feebly tried to keep up the illusion he was a centuries-old vampire for literal decades UNTIL the promo photos for the goddamn Gackt CREDIT CARD showed his actual birth year

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Thought I'd also kindly ANTAGONISE YOU ALL! with my lovely lovely badly hidden oc x cannon fanart that EVERYBODY asked for i lollipop chainsaw'd them :)
yes I took this from my own tik tok, yes I posted it to my instagram that I made this tumblr to run away from.
Just a peek into my dark and twisted mind heh heh 👹
Bullshit (evil) obey me headcanons:The Threequel
It is i, momonga the sexiest of chiikawa i have returned with more headcanons that EVERYONE asked for these are some of my truly dastardly takes. I urge you all to remember what ive kindly names this series of posts
lilith design :3
SHE IS SO CUTE
my two sides 😈😈😈🐺🐺🐺🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️
Just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind
Aydien, I really love your writing... it's genuinely amazing. I was wondering if you might consider creating something Mephistopheles-centric? Maybe a piece that explores his dynamic with Lord Diavolo, with some mentions of Lucifer as well. I’d especially love it if it leaned into angst heh. -🦄
Hello unicorn anon that got buried so I'm not sure you're the same unicorn anon with the pink text. Anygay, I'm going to gently kiss this brick before throwing with as much force as Belphegor when he slimed Mc. Mephistopheles gets to suffer :D. A little Mc so Mephi isn't all alone the whole time.
TW: Mephisto's parents are insufferable, Dialuci + unrequited mephidia, angst/crumb of comfort/then another brick,
All the words of Mephistopheles parents went in one ear and out the other. He had heard it a thousand times since Lucifer stole his place next to Diavolo. He needed to do more, exist less, be everything Diavolo could ever want and push that former "prayerslut" out no matter what. Mephistopheles did not like Lucifer, he couldn't understand that liked his parents using an old slur for angels against him even less. He didn't hate Lucifer, he knew the man did nothing other than care for his siblings and he wasn't in any way incompetent, but where else was that anger supposed to go? Perhaps in a reality where Mephistopheles didn't need to be at Diavolo's side they could have been friends.
Oh oh the pain and the suffering, you will ALL experience it too.

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Oh golly here goes, this is my obey me oc
Her name is Estania and she goes by Esther hope yall like her :)
[Please dont skin me]
Imagine Lucifer taking his little brothers out on platonic dates. Like in a “this is how your partner should treat you” way and also as a chance for him to catch up on the things that are going on in their lives since he’s so busy all of the time, he doesn’t always have a chance to talk to them everyday.
They dress up as much as they want, he dresses up, he drives them there, he pays. If it’s Asmo then he gets to choose Luci’s outfit and also put makeup on him.
Idk man I’m just a sucker for Lucifer being a good big brother. And also him being serious, strict and proud but also having a sillier side and having enough pride that he doesn’t really gaf if people see that side. It’s just him taking care of his little brothers and there’s nothing that makes him prouder than seeing them happy and healthy.
If anyone thinks less of him for it then who the fuck do they think are? He’s the right hand of Prince Diavolo, the strongest of the seven demon lords. They’re an insecure, lonely whelp who he could crush with a flick on his fingers.
That's genuinely the sweetest thing ever
Bullshit obey me headcanons: The squeakquel
I bet you lot really missed me considering I am tumbr famous some one call up the big leagues
-Beelzebub is not only an extremely competent cook but he makes genuine masterpieces when he doesnt consume 90% of the ingredients which is very rare. So rare that only lucifer remembers he can cook as most finished portions *the only finished portion* somehow gets to his office when hes working late
-Diavolo occasionally likes to sneak into the house of lamentation to get his nails done by asmo and attempt to gossip (hes not very good at it) UNFORTUNATELY hes so fucking massive and loud he usually gets found out within the hour
-Sometimes Mephistopheles takes his brother and Luke to fancy dessert places in the devildom in hopes that they will form some sort of alliance when they grow up. He will never admit that he just enjoys seeing them get along
-Leviathan, Mammon, Beel and the MC very regularly go on late night snack runs to the closest convince store. They usually end up getting kicked out but spend enough whenever they come and cause ruckus to avoid being banned.
-Barbatos cut his hair to avoid the unnecessary attention it caused (he was too handsome 😘)
- Satan and Asmodeus are genuinely a force to be reckoned with at RAD I headcanon that they are the duo ever and its very rare to see anyone try their luck against them because who in their right mind would pick a fight with Satan or Asmodeus your reputation is ruined and your bones are dust
-Solomon popularised the common 'wizard fit' while he was having a crisis in the middle ages and wanted to change his image. Barbatos likes to send him CGI wizard gifs to mess with him
-Mammon has a podcast he runs with Levi who just thinks the whole thing is hilarious, its a very controversial money advice podcast.
- Raphael often leaves little crochet trinkets for the MC if he catches wind that they have an important event comming up. If hes feeling very sentimental he might even tie a little bow over its head
TW: OC x cannon content
Im drip feeding it to you but im no monster, you have the option to read it :]
Ykw ykw? its a dead horse but ill beat it.
[obey me devs] were FUCKING COWARDS when they pulled the weird ass timeline shenanigans for Nightbringer.
Like what do u MEAN im meant to be believe that at the time of Lucifer's fall humanuty already had anime n' shit....sorry matey that just doesnt sound right. unless a) the year of NB is. idk. 1960s or sumn (still would be kinda dumb!) OR the IG OM takes place in year 40960 or something. OR i mesremembered/misread.
Like, in regards to anime and Levi specifically bc when i first dipped my fingues into NB years ago wgen it just came out thats the first that struck me. did Luci HAVE to introduce him to it right after the Fall?? could he not have suggested. idk. some other nerdy hobby (theater/opera/books/collecting stuff, all of which have existed for WAY longer than animation, and some, if not all, of which he does like in canon already iirc) and anime as a later Hey Have U Heard Of This? You May Like This thing. bc methinks nothing would be lost if thats how it went. the core elements of Lucifer Knew About Weird Nerdy Shit First And Got Mr. Otaku Hooked and Levi Likes Anime/any other hobby Bc Escapism AND Good Lucifer Memories remain and it sounds more reasonable. at least to me. yk?????
Like idk. as a Levi enjoyer, im vibing w the idea of him having like. Been There for the inception of Fandom and its earliest ireations. Weighing in on the Achilles/Patroclus debate back when the topic was still hot with Aeschylus type shit.
Or, if we're keeping w/ his obsession with Japanese media (and his freak level), how about him collecting ukiyo-e woodblock prints? (that more recent, admittedly, but still).
Hoarding those shunga-type pictures? (I'd wager he'd love the ones where the motif is sea creatures/tentacles especially..)
Maybe him going to theatre plays? (this one is basically timeless and country-less. near everywhere had theatre.) Collecting memorabilia from his favourite shows, maybe? Reading books!
My point is, there are so many hobbies he could have (and likely would have) done before anime was invented, there was really no reason - other than laziness - to shove it in his Just-After-the-Fall era...
(Also writing this had made me have another thought....
Levi becoming more and more of a hikkikomori the more entertainment media becomes a private affair. like, obviously books you could read by yourself had existed since forever, but i feel like the likes of radio & tv, which allows to view stuff without having to be physically present for it, could have really influenced him bc like. he no longer had to go outside to even see/hear his favourite shows! it had to be a gamechanger for him, i think.)
Anyway this may have been all over the place & unorganised & pointless, but i feel im right and i should say it. send post.
That is a true opinion right there brother
My bullshit obey me headcanons
Based off of: Fuck all
(This post is a diagnostic to see if I should change my mind on using this account for anything worthwhile. Also, i must warn people i haven't been active in obey me circles since like 2023 so if my outlook is outdated im so sorry)
-The angels were advised not to come to the exchange event in their true forms they are exerting themselves to stay in a manageable form to be witnessed
-Mephisto does this thing that Leviathan and the MC affectionately name "Endermanning" where he warps around RAD with stacks of reports and paperwork with the most empty look in his eyes from time to time.He also does it in shock when someone manages to catch him off guard
-Beel should not be able to fly. His wings are too small to get his absolutely stacked body off the ground.Beel,flies anyway because Beel doesn't care what humans think is impossible.
-I am a Leviathan has webbed hands and visible gills truther he can't swim without his webbed hands and gills guys
-Lucifer secretly thinks imagine dragons is really tuff and tries to convince MC that he likes cool human music too
- Asmodeus genuinely has so many brand deals comming in that when hes in a generous mood or the products dont work for him his brothers end up with entire new sets of skincare that they may or may not use (they all use it)
-Every Month Satan and Simeon meet up to watch movies and discuss the implications of how the political landscape of the directors home country along with the year it was created informed the end goal of the film.

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going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok
The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.