rocket man

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

snart rights

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

quilly joel

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Really terrible things have been going on lately and I need even just an inch of luck so please 🙏

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

@hide-your-bugs-away

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends