Happiness is a Delusion

im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this

what the fuck is with english teachers n being like “write a story abt a deep personal memory that impacted your life” maam if i do that youre going to send me to the counselor’s office

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

wiki article about the mold

LOVE that mold!

I can sleep again knowing that The Elephant’s foot is weak to Kalashnikovs

I love that mold because humans made a mess we have no idea how to clean up and barely five years later we discover an entirely new kind of fungus that’s just… eating it. Radiation levels are going down much faster than any of our models could predict, this stuff hasn’t been found anyplace else in the world…