Live the Dream in Reality

You can make one here

reciprocation

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stable lavish living

Love and affection…

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#your 20s is picking up the pieces and trying to play catch-up with ppl who had a plan (via merovingiens)

It’s been put into words

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

I thought this said living was a waste of energy and was like amen

That too

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

Time to fuck a blender

wait no

#get with the program the new humor is benevolent surrealism (x)

I always wanted to know what to call it.