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Mark Blackthorn being a non-member of Perfect Diego Appreciation Society
Reblogging this for Mark slandering Perfect Diego.
HAHAHAHA. The amount of laughs and cackle I have summoned from the Angel reading this line.
I will reblog this every time I see it.

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TSH spoilers:
I feel like we as a fandom do not talk about Henryās symbolism in TSH enough. Like, that dude is the literal embodiment of death, and I just think itās so damn cool. I mean, his whole obsession with language and literature stemmed from the fact that he almost died in a car accident. And then every death we see in the book (the farmerās, Bunnyās, and his very own) is directly at his hands. The others were accomplices, sure, but Henryās the one who takes action every time. And in Francisās failed suicide and Richardās near death in the epilogue, they both see Henry, not Bunny or Charles or what have you.
Henry is not only obsessed with death, he IS death. Heās the reaper whoās friends toy with their mortality all the time through drugs and booze. The reason they all admire him is not only because of his size and stature and brilliance; itās because heās dangerous. If beauty is indeed terror, than heās the most beautiful of them all. They all have the life preservation skills of a fly, so of course they love Henry. And of course his actions constantly bring them closer to danger and death.
god-fcking-damn it so much. there were so many allegory of how HE IS DEATH, but I never realized this.
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So, for my sanity. Let me get this straight (lol); Henry was in love with Camilla and she was in love with him. And Richard was also in love with Camilla but she friendzoned him. Francis and Camilla had kissed (twice) and Charles was furious. Francis was flirting with Richard the entire time ( "cubitum eamus") Richard fantasized about spending his old years with Francis (and they kissed ofc). Richard also described Henry in a very no homo way. Francis and Charles were secretly hooking up. And so were Charles and Camilla (also, Charles was an abuser, why don't people talk about that more?). Richard described Camilla to look very masculine and like Charles to a tee, so he also liked Charles (?). Bunny was a huge homophobe, kinda sus; also had a strange interest in Henry. And Henry was probably in love with Julian (that little weird kiss mentioned ounce). I am a missing something?
Donna. Donna. Donna, what tf is this book is about?
yes, charles was an abuser. and you forgot to mention that richard said he wanted to rape camilla. for some reason i dont understand, everyone seems to ignore what richard said. to me, richard is as bad as charles. he didnt love camilla, he just wanted to fuck her. im glad camilla friendzoned him in the end.
OMG! THIS! When Richard was fantasizing about raping her, I had to pause reading because wtaf. And Richard is the only character I can slightly tolerate, (even Bunny because he was actually kinda funny). But all of the events after the funeral, I started disliking every one of them.
i just finished the secret history, and let me just say... it is wild. unhinged. breathtaking. and just provoking.
if you take away how beautifully it was written, it's just bunch of college kids studying the classics, doing batshit crazy things, and you do end up saying, "what the hell?"
but if you look at it in a writer's pov, there are so many hidden metaphors, allusions, and allegory to the story, which unfolded the events of the novel and which eventually became the downfall for each character in the book. it also crumbled down to the fact that living vicariously for the aesthetic, beauty, and hedonism, it becomes dangerous and harsh.
For those who read both
I JUST FINISHED THAT PART ON TSH...
I had to pause and scream.

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Emma to Jem
Dear Jem,
As promised, the newest updates on the House That Wouldnāt Stop Being Cursed. Spoiler alert: I think weāre going to need your help again. (Ask Kit if you donāt know what a āspoilerā is.)
So hereās where we are: weāve assembled all of the itemsāwe thinkāthat are tied to the curse. We placed them all in the dining room together and lit some candles, but nothing happened. Julian said it was like we were trying to get the objects to have a romantic evening together. I guess it was optimistic to think things would be that simple!
During the past few weeks weāve collected a number of books on curse-breaking. And looked up some stuff about it on the Internet, though I have to say you never know with āonlineā whether youāre accessing a real magic spell or something tied to some kind of game. Julian, of course, had already read the books, and noted the similarities between most of the curse-breaking spells. They all require cursed objects to be brought together, and for candles made of pure tallow to be lit. Fortunately we were able to grab tallow candles at the Shadow Market, and we arranged them in a circle around the objects. When we lit them, it did look very mysterious and magicy.
We combined several of the Latin spells in the books to try to get something workable. A sort of We call out for the curse laid upon these objects to be broken, in the name of the Angel Raziel. We tried to make ourselves sound very important, like we knew Raziel well and would be having a pint down at the pub with him once the curse breaking was over.
Now, Iām sure youāre staring in horror that we decided to do this ourselves, and youāre right, we shouldnāt have, but we were just so excited to have all the objects that we thought it was worth at least a try. After all, how wrong could it go?
Answer: very wrong! A chill, clammy wind immediately rose up inside the dining room and swirled in circles, blowing out most of the candles. I started shivering, not because it was cold (although it was suddenly very cold) but because my skin was crawling. I had a terrible sense of encroaching darkness, like my vision was beginning to fade at the edges. Julian started paging through the books fast, looking for some kind of cancellation spell.
And then, of course, the music box on the sideboard began playing by itself. And not the tune it usually plays, which is a Strauss waltz. This was some other tune, something dissonant and harsh (as harsh as the tinkly sounds of a music box can be, I suppose). And it was loud, much louder than any music box could be, like the sound was being picked up and whirled around the room.
āNooo.ā It was a harshly breathed word, and I felt a presence sweep into the room. Rupert, half-transparent and looking furious. He swept a glowing hand through the candles, snuffing out the flames. Thank the Angel, the wind died down and the chill went out of the air. And I felt like I could breathe again. Julian and I stared at each other.
āNephilim,ā Rupert breathed. It was probably the most weāve ever heard him say, in terms of real distinct words and phrases. I donāt know if it was because he was angry, or because the curse-breaking spell had had a tiny effect. āNephilim ā do not play with magic. Tatiana played with magic. She was . . . destroyed.ā He was so upset that the features of his face seemed to be rearranging themselves, his eyes widening to be huge like an anime drawing. His mouth turned down at the sides. āNot worth destroying yourselves,ā he whispered. āFind another way. Or leave me prisoned.ā
And with that, he disappeared ā kind of flew apart in white-silver pieces, like papers blowing on the wind.
A shudder went up my spine. Rupert. I think I liked him better when he could only move things around in the dust.
Anyway, we could use your help. Maybe itās that we need a warlock to do the right magic, but the more we look at the items weāve collected the more we wonder if one of them is wrong. Weāve followed some sketchy clues to find them, after all. And weāve bothered Hypatia, Magnus, and Ragnor so much that I donāt think we could bear to have one of them come and then tell us itās the objects that are the problem.
Soā¦would you and Tessa be willing to come visit and check out the situation? Maybe youāll be able to tell something about the objects since you recognized some of them. And between an ex-Silent Brother and a warlock Iām sure youād bring enough magical wisdom to work out what we should be doing. Weād love to see all four of you, in fact, if youād like to make it a family outing. We can watch Mina for you! There will be scones! And now that the faeries have gotten rid of all the hogweed choking the gardens, theyāre looking very nice. Lovely for walks, or if Kit is in a teenage brooding mood, theyāre great for brooding. Did I mention the scones?
Love,
Emma
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This SOBH in a nutshell
Jem: Correct me if I'm wrong, you're asking me to leave my castle, give up my warm fresh pastries, take my one-year-old daughter and depressed teenage boy across the whole country AND to fix problems YOU created YOURSELF JUST FORā
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YES.
Magnus, encouraging his children to say no to Emma and Julian:
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Ty to Julian
Hi Julian,
Donāt be mad.
I mean, not that you should be mad. I donāt think it would make sense for you to be mad, because you always say āwish you were here,ā and soon I will be there. I heard from Ragnor that you just asked him to come to Blackthorn Hall, and I talked to him, and Iām going to be coming with him to London.Ā
There are lots of good reasons for me to come to London. For one thing, I am curious about what it is like to be in a house that is cursed. You always say that the most important thing is my schoolwork, and up-close experience with a cursed house will definitely help in that department. Which is another reason that you should not be mad.
Ragnor says heās going to bring a ley-line map of London that he thinks can be used to discover likely locations where Tatiana put the objects that keep the curse in place. He also said he would show you how to read a ley-line map. I thought Ragnor was going to say something about how Shadowhunters ought to know these things already. I said that to him, in fact, but he said no, apparently the Spiral Labyrinth only standardized leyline mapping about fifty years ago and before that every warlock used some different method. I asked if he knew who had made the map and he said no, but maybe he would when he looked. Anyway, ley lines are also something Iāve been studying, so this will be an excellent chance for me to learn more. Another reason for you not to be mad.
I was just going to show up and surprise you but then I thought about it and I realized I wouldnāt like it very much if someone showed up and surprised me, soā¦Iām going to show up but warn you ahead of time. I also thought if I told you ahead of time, and you were mad, you could be mad before I get there and not after.
(I was going to bring Irene, too, but Anush said that would be more likely to make you mad than me just showing up on my own, especially since Irene eats curtains and it sounds like there are a lot of curtains on the upstairs floors. I really want you to meet Irene, though. Sheās gotten big but sheās really well behaved. And I taught her to high-five! Next time Iāll bring her, when Iām not traveling with someone as grumpy as Ragnor.)
I also feel like it would be a good idea for me to check that the Ghost Sensor is working right. I want to take a look at it when Iām there. Anush and I have been working on Sensors some more, because there are a ton just lying around here. Weāve been experimenting with setting them to detect other kinds of supernatural things ā we made a vampire Sensor and a werewolf Sensor, those were pretty easy. Weāve got a Fey Sensor that works on about one-third of the faeries weāve tried it on; that one needs some improvements. I made an angel Sensor but I have no idea how I would ever test it. Anush says that so far it is functioning perfectly as it has correctly detected that there are no angels around.
Surprisingly, itās much harder to make a Sensor detect something not supernatural. I tried to make one to detect gold and then one to detect bats. Neither of them really works. The only one thatās been a success is the lynx Sensor. As you can imagine, that one went off pretty much continuously for the three days we were testing it. We had to break it with a hammer to stop it. And by we, I mean eventually a bunch of people showed up at our room and demanded that we break it with a hammer.
That has nothing to do with why Iām coming with Ragnor to visit you, by the way! Nothing at all. I am just really looking forward to seeing you and Emma and the house, and I want to learn something about reading leyline maps. Okay, Iāll see you soon! Remember you said you wanted to see me! Donāt be mad!
Love
Ty
I'm naming one of my kids Tiberius. That's it.

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Julian to Magnus
Dear Magnus,
Mark this date down! For once I am writing to you with answers instead of questions. I know you probably felt a sinking sensation when you saw the letter is from me, and considered going into the Witness Protection Program (Warlock Protection Program?) but Iām actually only writing to give you the latest updates. And the great news is, we know a lot more than the last time I talked to you.
First: the ghost in Blackthorn Hall is Rupert Blackthorn, Tatianaās husband. Heās stuck in the house because of the curse. As near as we can tell, his spirit was floating around Blackthorn Hall anyway, because he died here (according to Tessa and Jem, in quite violent circumstances). But then the curse was fading after Tatianaās fatherās death, since it was tied to him, and Tatiana started to have to do regular maintenance over the following years to keep it working. We have no idea if Tatiana even knew Rupertās ghost was here in the first place, or knew that the curse was keeping him hereābut it clearly did, and has been all this time. Heās observed a lot over the years, I suspect.
The curse works, it seems, by being embedded in objects that are placed on ley lines that interact at Blackthorn Hall. (This was very clever of Benedict, since the objects themselves were not at the house and thus the curse wouldnāt be detected by Shadowhunters searching here. He didnāt make provisions for faery contractors, lucky for us.) Also, because Tatiana had to keep the curse up, she periodically replaced the objects with new things sheād taken herself. And she took things belonging to Herondales, Carstairs, Lightwoodsā¦the people she hated and their kids. Maybe she thought her hatred would make the curse stronger, maybe she just liked stealing from those people and using their possessions for her own purposes. Hard to say, but it doesnāt really matter. Find the (remaining) objects, lift the curse, free Rupert, and get back to refurbishing the house so we can live here curse-free.
ADDENDUM: It is the next morning, and I have a bit of good news. Rupert knows where one of the objects is! Or at least he has a place he wants us to go. Communication with Rupert still includes a lot of interpretation. In this case we came down to breakfast today to find a very antique envelope we had never seen before in the middle of the kitchen floor. Whatever correspondence was in it is long gone, and the writing was smudged, but we could make out the address, which is on Curzon Street in central London. Some quick fire-messages and we learned that Tessaās son James lived in a house on Curzon Street a hundred-plus years ago. It still belongs to the Herondales, in fact, but years ago, pre-Jace, probably pre-Jaceās-dad, it was given to the National Trust. So itās open to the public as a historic building but I guess Jace still technically owns it. So off we go, some tourists who just want to visit a historic home, hoping we find something. Tessa said as far as she knows it hasnāt been inhabited by Shadowhunters for a long time, and if there was some antique thing put there by Tatiana, it could easily have been sold or put in storage or who knows what. Rupert wouldnāt know that. Thereās also the question of how much of the house is open to the public and how we might search the parts that arenāt. Emma suggests we get Kit on the phone and have him tell them that as a Herondale he gives us permission, but Iām not sure thatās how it works.
So the situation is still far from fixed, but weāve made a bit of progress, at least. And Emma likes to point out that things could be way worse. Rupert could be a vengeful poltergeist constantly destroying things or trying to drive us out, but instead he seems to recognize that the way to get what he wants is to help us. I donāt think we can depend on him to find some piece of hundred-year-old trash that will point us to all the objects, but we have a place to go next, and we still have Tatianaās diary and Tyās Ghost Sensor. And I feel much better having a concrete goal.
And you may be thinking, well, okay, so what do you want from me? And the answer is, nothing at all!
Thanks again, and our love to Alec and everyone there.
Julian
Thank you, Magnus. That would be all.