The Sexy Chocobo Hotline

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tatersgonnatate

... Y'know what, sure. why not

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realwizardshit

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

yaoiboypussy

yugirimistwalker

image i made of this !

theotherbitchinthebasement

thebiclub-deactivated20231228

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

emperorclaudiusofficial

dr-mono

YOU

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gaystation-4

Unholy Ignorance (WIP)

I wonder if

the boy Penguins

Know they’re hurting

Jesus

When they choose

A male mate

For life

I wonder if

They know God

Frowns upon their

Same-sex debauchery

When they adopt the helpless

Egg

And raise it

As their own child

I Wonder if that chick

Understands the cultural

Implications of two fathers

Caring, loving, and nurturing

for their young while living ignorant

Blissfully

In their sin

--- Wrooby Tuesday

#gay #gay love #love #lgbt #gay romance #poetry #funny #i wrote this #writing #animals #lovely

onlytiktoks

Best shit I've ever seen.

#gay #gay love #funny #love #transfem

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evilnicegirl

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

vitwixt

the original meme had the cadence of a futurama joke that's my only defense for this

titleknown

I hope this gets popular enough we see Billy West and John DiMaggio decide to voice it, because god I can hear it clear as day in my head...

puppygirl-panopticon

the-lumpfish-queen

thegirlwithcaramelskin

Admire yourself naked.

Do it often.

sexychocobo

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shinseifer

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

mysharona1987

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