Limes

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today