one beer at the show has me perplexed

going out to the bar alone would be much more enjoyable if a single drink didn’t cost a third of what I make in an hour

naruto is doing a collab with the brewers in august at the American family field are you fucking kidding me

was thinking about walking to my fave liquor store and was like damn I don’t wanna walk for ten minutes then i remembered the liquor store 4 mins walk away

i didnt realize david hockney passed on the 11th i thought we were just in a hockney mood

had a dream I was casually dating somebody with a massive back tattoo of a dragon holding a cabbage and a scepter they said it was lettuce but it was so distinctly cabbage