one beer at the show has me perplexed

ahhhhh i miss my ex ahhhhh

everything i post is 100% the unadulterated truth except for the killing

haha yes i love being dirovced

i tink im going to drag myself to karaoke tonight just to get out for a bit, been getting 70-85% on my practice tests and regardless need to stand at the back of a crowded room to regain humanity

i hope jakey dies

i wanna go on a road trip but first i have to spend $10 million dollars to repair my stupid car

so glad walt disney is dead

locally owned restaurants will be open from tues-thurs from 2pm-5pm serving a rotating menu including mushroom dust paninis, gourmet nightshade doughnut holes, european-style curry, and a stew made of ingredients only described using a dead language, each dish ranging from $15-30 and queer artists selling only resin art and earrings made from drop-shipped plastic toys will shame you for not supporting small businesses on their ig stories

we live in a world where sandwiches are $20