one beer at the show has me perplexed

there’s a warrant for arrest on anxiety

honestly I do think I have good judgment bc I met a tumblr mutual recently and I loved them

do u ever talk to a customer and you can feel them trying to press the skip dialogue button

i didnt really think of myself as a 'brutally honest' person read: raging bitch until my friends in high school told me but tbh i am a coward compared what i actually wanna say my bare bones type of speaking just makes me sound like a maniac

i swear to god if they call me into work after the store was closed all day im not going its 2pm and i just opened my third beer fuck you all

calling your mom mommy when youre a child is lame as fuck, calling your mom mommy when youre almost thirty true as hell and brings a sort of levity to the situations in which mommy has to be consulted

i fucking love experiencing the seasons