Everything gone wrong in my AC3 playthrough so far
For one all my analyses of AC characters so far are from readings of the wiki, analyses of characters by other people and other tidbits that I see from cutscenes and entries uploaded onto the internet.. so I've low-key, technically never actually played the games myself
With that, my home has an old WiiU that happens to have both AC3 and AC Black Flag on it, along with me having acquired AC Syndicate several years ago by luck! So I thought I'll finally sit down and play AC3... With its moments of chaos. So far the following has happened with my playthrough of Haytham alone:
Struggling with picking the lock of the theatre Haytham was in for... minutes straight
Having little to no clue on the controls with a couple hours into the game and having my sibling next to me yell at me to "COUNTER! BREAK DEFENCE! COUNTER! NOW TTACL"β while fighting
Having no idea how to reload a musket during a mission when I particularly had to shoot (I think it was when we first meet Thomas Hickey iirc), and just proceeding to run to the other side of the area + fighting redcoats to just get a loaded gun
Accidentally stabbing my very first courier instead of tackling it... in the middle of a market full of citizens and redcoats
Accidentally stabbing the courier again! At my very second attempt!
Running people over with my horse on accident
Running people over with my horse... on purpose!
Being obsessed with killing all the redcoats
...Also yelling "REDCOATS πΉπΉ" whenever I see some (much to @surmasimo 's annoyance)
Exasperatedly laughing, thinking how destitute these redcoats are as I pull... 8 pounds of one the bodies
Calling another corpse "just like Timmy here" as I pull out a 2nd round of 8 pounds
Getting mad at an NPC lady having a drink as I pass by with a horse... For the lady to drop the bottle just as I spoke out loud about it (it was 100% not because I ran her over too I swear)
Simo also getting mad with me dillydallying instead of doing the main mission, hence my counter "I'm already walking around the frontier!". "YOU'RE FEEDING CHICKENS"
Being made fun of that all these hours of dillydallying I've been on 9% progress on playthrough for nearly 3 hours straight
Saying "he knows me so well π₯Ή" when Haytham brutally murders a pair of redcoats but hey at least he had a sick cutscene while executing them
A lot of overall yelling at everything with Simo getting mad at me for that