Live, Laugh, Love Severus Snape

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Severus: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Dunderheads” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

@s-prince-snape, I have stolen dunderhead BTW, I may or may not have called magonigal that because she was dress coding me, don't start with the skirt was short again it was perfectly reasonable, ans she had the gall to give me TWO bloody weeks off detention. Fucking twat, I mean I fukcing love her but still, so i called her a dunderhead and legged it

...I'll let you know how to get away with it, give me an owl that won't try to murder me and approximately half an hour.

take mine she likes u, thank u sevv, I owe u one

Oh, please, it's nothing.

YOUR THE BEST🌟🌟🌟

You're even better.

AWWW, hoe how the fuck did magonigal come up to be and tell me my debt is not on, what on the name of marlins shaggy left ball sack did u do

What do you mean by that? She just...came up to you to complain?

yh she came up to me, looking fukcing pissed might I add because I rolled up my skirt more, and she said that she recieved a letter from dumbldor saying my debt was not on, and why the fuck did dumbldor just wink at me HOE WHAT DID U DO!!!!!!

That's...weird? That sounds odd. I don't really know what to advise, I don't tend to get dress coded. Maybe one of your friends did something off-kilter and she has this sort of vendetta?

fucking sirus back I will kill u, @thereal-jamesfpotter where the fuck is sirius

Sirius? Who is Sirius? Never heard about...

James I swear to fucking God both u and sirius black did something to piss of the old cat. She processed to give me a debt for my skirt, which she has never had a problem with before. Now James I will ask you again, think long and hard, I know it hurts, where the fuck is Sirius Black‽

@regulus-black-rp would you know where your brother is perchance??

In the library with his boyfriend

Damn! Reggie can you just keep a secret!!!

i am like Switzerland in WW2 ✨NEUTRAL✨ <3

Reg that was top secret information we wanted some bloody privacy

i was helping Lilly also it got her off Sirius 's ass cause she knows he would never do a thing when you are around him

<3

As if we weren’t already attached at the hip before you lot are going to hate us when if we become an official thing

... Wtf did I walk into...

homosexuality

Severus: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Dunderheads” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

@s-prince-snape, I have stolen dunderhead BTW, I may or may not have called magonigal that because she was dress coding me, don't start with the skirt was short again it was perfectly reasonable, ans she had the gall to give me TWO bloody weeks off detention. Fucking twat, I mean I fukcing love her but still, so i called her a dunderhead and legged it

...I'll let you know how to get away with it, give me an owl that won't try to murder me and approximately half an hour.

take mine she likes u, thank u sevv, I owe u one

Oh, please, it's nothing.

YOUR THE BEST🌟🌟🌟

You're even better.

AWWW, hoe how the fuck did magonigal come up to be and tell me my debt is not on, what on the name of marlins shaggy left ball sack did u do

What do you mean by that? She just...came up to you to complain?

yh she came up to me, looking fukcing pissed might I add because I rolled up my skirt more, and she said that she recieved a letter from dumbldor saying my debt was not on, and why the fuck did dumbldor just wink at me HOE WHAT DID U DO!!!!!!

That's...weird? That sounds odd. I don't really know what to advise, I don't tend to get dress coded. Maybe one of your friends did something off-kilter and she has this sort of vendetta?

fucking sirus back I will kill u, @thereal-jamesfpotter where the fuck is sirius

Sirius? Who is Sirius? Never heard about...

James I swear to fucking God both u and sirius black did something to piss of the old cat. She processed to give me a debt for my skirt, which she has never had a problem with before. Now James I will ask you again, think long and hard, I know it hurts, where the fuck is Sirius Black‽

@regulus-black-rp would you know where your brother is perchance??

In the library with his boyfriend

Damn! Reggie can you just keep a secret!!!

i am like Switzerland in WW2 ✨NEUTRAL✨ <3

Reg that was top secret information we wanted some bloody privacy

i was helping Lilly also it got her off Sirius 's ass cause she knows he would never do a thing when you are around him

<3

As if we weren’t already attached at the hip before you lot are going to hate us when if we become an official thing

... Wtf did I walk into...