I Am AWizard With A Sword

Out of the whole multiverse, I land in a place where immigrants and queer kids are bullied and women like my mothers are attacked and denied rights? Nah. That’s not an accident. I think my moms are still guiding me. They’re putting me where I need to be.

There’s so much wrong in this world. There’s evil and prejudice and hate and injustice. But there’s also many people that just need a chance. So much love…

And that’s why I fight. Because you can’t avenge a tragedy. You just make more tragedy. But love? My families, both of them, taught me to fight for love. 

[Photo: native woman protester wears a “Chinga La Migra” (”Fuck immigration enforcement agencies”) T-shirt, while behind her another protester carries a sign saying, “I am Native American. My people and I would appreciate it if the rest of you could show us your papers.”] 

Sailors have reported a huge monster floating out at sea with a large chunk bitten out of it.

A ship in a bottle with real, actual, very tiny people in it who want to return to their normal size. And also not be in a bottle.

You have a bottle that, any time you place in water, gets a random message in it. All of the messages are from some water filled plane.

Someone thought it would be funny to get a bottle of endless sand and make their own island. Its ruining the local trade route, find it and cork it.

There is a little shrine that offers shade and a place to sit. A disembodied voice asks you about happenings in the world, what you’ve been up to, and so on. If you give them entertaining stories, or give valuable info, the voice will give advice on how to better survive in the area, or produce a small trinket.

A group of hooligans who get around the desert on shields and sails made of capes who ride the crazy winds.

A crazy looking old man is preaching about the end times. He might be on to something. The sun has slowly been taking longer to come up and longer to go down and keeps getting hotter. Its almost unbearable. Eventually it scorches the land and burns crops, small animals, and even starts small fires.

An old monsterous being has woken up deep below the earth. Its slowly digging its way out of the earth and a large sink hole has appeared where you think the mouth is.

A wizard is trying to bring back an old ocean that dried up long ago, and all the sea creatures with it.

Under a few layers of sand you find a trap door. It opens up into an upside down pyramid dungeon filled with all sorts of traps and monsters.

Help a NPC out. He calls himself an “archaeologist”, but really just seems like a grave robber. When is it even okay to dig someone up? Help him dig up a site to do “research” or whatever. 

An oasis thats actually just a mimic or four.

A crazy wizard is summoning storms and messing up

There is a lush green forest in the middle of nowhere. There is rain, animals,