Spooky Season Lasts All Year Change My Mind

fat tboys how does it feel to be the realest motherfuckers on earth

I do think some of the "why does this mech have a scarf/sword/shield" comments I get are really funny. Buddy it's cuz they're cool as fuck. You can accept giant mechs as acceptable military vehicles but you draw the line at accessorizing? Same vibes as when someone complains about boobs on snake anthros

Accessorize your mechas. Just. . .no boobs on snake anthros if you’re going for somewhat realistic

THEYRE ON TWO LEGS AND TALKING WHAT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENNNNNMCEEEE

SNAKES ARE SQUAMATE REPTILES. THEY HAVE THE GENES TO PRODUCE ARMS AND LEGS. THEY JUST DONT. THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY TRAIT REMOTELY RESEMBLING MAMMALIAN BREASTS

THEY DONT HAVE GENES THAT LET THEM TALK OR WEAR CLOTHES EITHER SO WHY IS THAT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE

GIVING THEM LEGS AND ARMS AND TALKING IS LIKE MECH SCARVES! GIVING THEM BREASTS IS LIKE MECHS HAVING ACTUAL FEATHERS! NOT AS DECORATIONS BUT PHYSICALLY GROWING OUT OF THEIR MECH BODIES!

Hold up that sounds cool as fuck. Sorry that owns actually. Write that one down

I don't internally classify myself as fat (mostly cuz I don't really experience anything like fatphobia to nearly the degree my friends do) but I do consider myself a Big Girl. This is my category. I am a Big Girl. December is Big Girl Season

I need to go to the seaside until I'm cured

actually think I just need 4 million quid

4 million quid can buy many seaside visits

I want to know why Daniel is so upset about disabled parking that he thinks it should be a temporary thing????? Yeah, we’re not werewolves, but also, why tf do you care?

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,

This post coming back around feels relevant as I go for the same surgery again that gave me some of these stories and a lovely dose of medical ptsd.

sO BECAUSE OF DASHCON 2 I WENT TO THE TORONTO AIRPORT AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 6AM AND NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED BORDER PATROL AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 6AM SO I JUST SAID DASHCON AND ONE OF THE CUSTOMS AGENTS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “A SECOND ONE?!?” AND THEN HE READ THE TRENDING TAG ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN CUSTOMS AGENT SITTING ON MY LUGGAGE CRYING AND CURSING AT STRANGE AEONS UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

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I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome