Jabba the Slut

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Why is nobody asking who was running a fake Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary official blog for over a year then?? They posted nothing but legitimate OFSDS posts, went silent for a year, and then hit us with the thirsty on main post. WHO DID THIS????

an expert con artist

I don’t understand this but I understand it

I see we’ve reached the “bargaining” stage

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

My friend at my funeral

summer outfit (w/ accessory)

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

clock this tea

me: *is still a sucker for beard and fuckboy haircut*