you should probably worry about the wraith as well

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you should probably worry about the wraith as well

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I just want to get dicked down again =/
Oh thank god.
Why is nobody asking who was running a fake Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary official blog for over a year then?? They posted nothing but legitimate OFSDS posts, went silent for a year, and then hit us with the thirsty on main post. WHO DID THIS????
an expert con artist

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I don’t understand this but I understand it
me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
elon: this dinner is exquisite wouldnt you say claire
grimes: ëėêëheehhehhehehe….mmmmmmmm *opens her mouth and a baby alligator comes out*
elon: i feel the exact same way about being a member of the bourgeois
grimes: Elon I Have A Confession To Make
elon: anything claire
grimes: *begins to ever so slowly levitate* If You Love Me…..uuuuuuuuuuuuüùÿ I Need To Redistribute Your Wealth
elon: claire that is proposterous i will not let you do that
grimes: ………eueueu i See *lights elon on fire with her psychic powers* AAAEEEE
waiter: how is everything going over here folks
grimes: its great we’ll take the çheck :)
I see we’ve reached the “bargaining” stage

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this is an england hate blog
HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!
oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄
I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????
The 1800s ???????????????!
My friend at my funeral
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summer outfit (w/ accessory)
I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney - early 20th century
Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

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clock this tea
me: *is still a sucker for beard and fuckboy haircut*
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