if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

honestly…it’s ok to just use your skills on yourself! sewing clothes only you to wear, making art to hang up in your own personal area, singing and recording songs for you only to listen to…like not everything has to be for other people’s consumption!

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

alright im gonna say it :/  big and defined noses are extremely fucking good and can easily center facial shape and add interest to a face the way a button nose cannot. and if you do not agree you are firstly my enemy and secondly a coward 

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

We can talk all we want about how it’s okay to like “cringey” things but can we be real. This does not extend to South Park at all

If you’ve ever argued honestly about the sexual or romantic orientation of a South Park character I BEG you to reconsider your hobbies