my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

Wishing every asexual the transcendent experience of their choice.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

I think the most important takeaway from ch5 that we get is that since the humanlike appearance of the flowers was surprising, we gotta start drawing the more humanoid darkners more creature style. Make queen and rouxls look freakier

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

my stupid twink son vs wholesome bear dad wtf

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone