lesbian masculinity is literally one of the hottest and most attractive things in the world sorry.

shoutout to naberius tern for having the most objectively hilarious fate of any male character ever. imagine being described as having perfect hair and an obscene number of abdominal muscles and the shitty personality of an archetypal YA love interest and instead of getting sexymanified to hell and back you become the human granola bar/meat puppet of the nastiest, wettest, creepiest lesbian to ever grace the pages of a book. rest in fucking piss i guess.

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

Everybody's masc until MIKA comes on

suck her dick friday

telephone (lady gaga ft. beyoncé)…….you just had to be there