Set The Boof On Fire

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?

$$$illblogwhatifeel$$$

I shouldn’t have laughed

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’mterrible person

I shouldn’t have laughed

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’mterrible person

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

how the heck do people shoplift, thats so much weight to pick up, an entire store

Someone out there explain to me how to get hair like this.

Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far