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If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

I thought he was making a dumb witcher joke nope thats an actual horse omg

What’s a mormon

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”

Oh ok so what’s an evangelist

Isn’t that a football stadium?  

No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”

…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

I need these ASAP, totally gonna buy some for myself

im so happy reusable pads are a thing again!! reblogging for people who experience menstruation!

I’m sorry, those are super cute and I’m all for using and signal boosting reusable pads bc it’s an incredible movement, but I’m laughing harder than I should have at “you don’t bleed on your favorite villagers”…THE IMAGERY

these seem nice,,,

I already bought myself a set.

I wish it was rudy time all the time