ur favorite service dog

stupid awkward boys who don't know where to put their hands when we make out

shy boys who cover their mouth in an attempt to muffle their moans.

🐾 Want to get freaky but can’t move a lot? Good thing I’m a working dog, I’ll follow whatever directions you give me!

🐾 Get triggered during play but don’t want to stop? I can lay my head in your lap or go on top of you totally to help you calm down, it’s okay!

🐾 Can’t tell when you need to take a break or ground? You can train me to learn your cues and remind you!

🐾 Wanna scroll nsftumblr but your head hurts too much to look at screens? I can read every post out loud for you! You’ll love how I sound

🐾 Got joint issues and can’t jerk it? Don’t worry I’ve got you! My paws and tongue are always ready!

🐾 Need someone to come with you to events but still feel in charge? That’s what I’m there for baby! I can carry your other disability aids and you can carry my leash!

🐾 Do you need something? I can fetch it! And then I’ll sit down again by you and wait for your next instruction, just as long as you let me know I’m being good :)

Until I finish all over his leg and I get really embarrassed and he holds me and tells me it was ok and that he liked all the pretty noises I was making