Fuck this place

There should be blood-sacrifices to the great sun god Belanus at Pride

"Should kink be allowed at Pride?" Druids should be allowed to read the future in the entrails of slain men at Pride

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

*unprompted during a first date* Its interesting don’t you think? Purity’s value lies in its potential defilement

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player