Fuck this place

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

*at the sex shop* do you have a discount for worthless people

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

the response to "your demographic is full of people who are ugly and weird and undesirable" should not ever be "not true! some of us are in fact hot and normal and desireable." you should stand with weird ugly bitches bc otherwise you're just playing a losing game with bigots.

did you know that two boys can be tangled in bed and kissing in the dark while half falling asleep? did you know they can be groping eachother and moaning into eachother's mouths with the windows open and warm spring breeze coming in?? did you know that?

Ordered some strong electrolytes hoping they work with the haunting caveat that they cost what they cost and im too scared to deal with my finances <3

Great news. They dont work <3

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind