love is ineffecient

flight rising deities ranked based on how enjoyable it would be to go to The Club with them

I think the plaguebringer would absolutely hold your hair back while you're throwing up in the bathroom/outside/wherever you prefer (she's seen much worse), however she is also the reason you're throwing up (she made you pregame with homemade moonshine because she's 'not paying that much for shitty watered down cocktails.') don't know how this affects her ranking I just wanted to put that out there

Stormcatcher plots the bar crawl route so you can hit all the special promotional deals as efficiently as possible. it does not occur to him that no living being needs more than one everclear slush

would yall be willing to help with another old ass irishim i have thats puzzling me. hes a coal/slate/ivory m imperial

my problem with all the 9+ yo dragons i own is that they were all acquired during the irishim era and ive had to slowly adapt them to the times (genes that look good > expensive genes as a status thing). there is like a noticeable generation gap in my lair and its kind of funny