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@nederlandsespoorwegen my estimate is about five people will understand this meme and about three of them will actually like it but i believe you're one of them :3

oh no oh no please not this post please

Flat Fuck and his big beautiful plastic wife

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

This is why every site on earth wants you to download their app instead of just being a regular site btw

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

It's really cool how in Germany you can be jailed for 5 years for denying the existence of a country that intentionally doesn't have officially defined borders so it can constantly expand through conquest.

… so we’d all pick shapeshifting right?

So um, a quick tip for anyone who plans to walk around in public with a buttplug that has a vibration function - don't turn it on. People WILL hear the vibration reverberating through your body and look at you funny.

it's called dialectics.

"It's bad to spread false or misleading things online even if it's for a good cause or would nudge people towards taking actions or holding beliefs that I like" feels like it should not be a controversial position

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space