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Hudcon Week 2026 | Day 4: Favorite Quote.

whereas I think ilya as a captain is one of those people who seem to be running an extremely loose ship (it’s noisy it’s chaotic guys are roughhousing during practice people prank guys other all the time everyone’s out a little later than they should be at the bar together etc etc) but actually the second something starts souring in the atmosphere it becomes obvious that ilya has his finger on the pulse of the room and absolutely nothing escapes his notice. and he has a knack for fixing things or smoothing things over without it actually seeming like he’s intervening at all, just by saying the right thing to the right guy at the right moment or giving someone a little nudge or taking some of the guys out drinking and by the end of the night it’s somehow all resolved even though no one can remember what happened or how he did it.

Connor Storrie | If I Died (2021)

Do you think his fears over being gay out weigh his needs or his needs directly correlate to Ilya

for a second i forgot about the post i had reblogged and was confused by the phrase "re slut juice" but dw this delights me

i think some of it is that he's too scared of being outed to seek out other partners, yes. he only slept with ilya because ilya took on all the initial risk of pursuing him; all shane had to do was glance at his dick in the showers and then say "yes," i think it would be hard for him to ever be the pursuer. he's not in a lot of environments that aren't hockey-specific, so he's unlikely to meet a lot of men who are going to come onto him super super hard. if he does encounter other gay men, they're probably unlikely to cruise him as directly as ilya does--you'd have to be really, really sure you were correctly clocking this nominally-straight giant buff hockey player for like, safety reasons. also shane is submissive enough that even if he weren't scared of being outed i think he would prefer to be the one being pursued rather than the other way around

but i also think some of it is ilya. in the books he has slept with other men, and both times he was like "well that was fine or whatever but He's No Ilya Rozanov". ilya literally molds shane to his desires. and also, projecting here, i think shane is the kind of sub for whom vanilla sex is not especially appealing. like he might sort of enjoy just sucking a dick, kink-free, but for it to be worth the risk of being outed, he needs to be ordered onto his knees and held in place and etc. and i don't think shane would have any idea how to ask for this from a hook-up, just have a vague sense that sex for the sake of sex wouldn't be satisfying enough to be worth the risk

Ok. But have any of you thought about shane and Ilya fucking while Ilya is fully dressed in a suit while Shane is all naked and needy in his lap. Maybe it’s an award show- something for the charity. But when they get home, Ilya stays in his pressed expensive suit, nice heavy cuff links, watch, neatly done tie. Even his dress shoes. Shane is on Ilya once they get through the door, nosing and kissing and grabbing and Ilya grabs his face and whispers “needy huh?” And shane huffs “come on Ilya I need you” he’s nuzzling his face into throat, mouthing at the skin, hands pushing under Ilya’s jacket, trying to get the jacket off him. Ilya just clicks his tongue and pulls Shane’s hands together behind his back, gripping at his wrists. “Why don’t you show me, how bad you need me” he asks, and he’s stripping shane out of his jacket, before moving to sit on the couch, legs sprawled out.

Shane gets completely naked, careful work of his clothes as Ilya watches him. Maybe Ilya asks Shane to get them a nightcap, and shane does, naked as he pours them one glass of vodka. “One for you too” ilya insists and shane nods. “wanna share” which makes Ilya smile, rub his hand over his peck as he watches him.

Ilya keeps his arms sprawled along the back of the couch, legs wide as shane climbs into his lap. Ilya wants to touch but it’s so much more fun to feel shane nuzzle into him, like an over eager puppy, his big strong bare thighs shifting against the rough rich fabric of his suit.

Ilya is careful not to move, not until shane is saying “here” and handing Ilya the glass, and Ilya accepts it in his hand. Ilya takes his sip, slow and pulls back to eye shane, who low lidded and staring, chin tilting up in the way that’s him asking for a kiss. Ilya presses the glass to his lips instead and helps shane take a drink. They share it a couple times more before Shane’s squirming getting incessant, wriggling and pushing into Ilya’s warmth. Then a soft “Ilya?” And his hands are on Ilya’s chest, pushing up to fiddle with the white press of his shirt collar, to his tie, fingers fussing.

“Mm come, give me a kiss then” Ilya concedes and shane is on him, hands gripping into his tie and Shane is licking into Ilya’s mouth, hungry, needy, and pressing in tight.

They make out like that, until shane is aching dripping hard and his bare cock is rutting against Ilya’s clothed hip. The suit fabric has such a perfect lovely nice scratch to it, making Shane’s skin tingle and burn. It feels filthy, having Ilya’s hands gripping at his waist, ass, thighs, the fabric of his sleeves dragging over skin.

Shane is making a mess of Ilya’s suit when Ilya gets his fingers inside him, steady wet precum dripping down to the black fabric of Ilya’s suit pants. Lube dripping messy from between his legs, where Ilya is knuckle deep. Some of it smearing on the sleeve.