cringe emporium

like isnt it just sooo sweet to imagine shane face pressed into the pillows eyes shut unable to say anything but yesyesyesyesyes smiling so big. isnt it fun to think about ilya grabbing shane by the ankles and pulling him towards the edge of the bed and shane giggling the whole time…isnt it nice to think about ilya wrenching an arm under him and flipping him on his back and shane grinning grinning grinning waiting for ilya to line back up and push in…..isnt it fun…cant we smile <3

shane hollander who is soooooo pretty getting arrested and imprisoned and his bunk mate is this kind of scary big russian dude and shane thinks maybe the guy even hates him hes so quiet and always staring but the other guys in their block r even scarier so he begs ilya to make him his bitch

later on into their relationship connie breaks out the old photo album and big hud finds out she had a tongue ring and begs her on his hands and knees to get it re-pierced. she says no of course, it's not professional and she's really not that much of a jewelry girl now anyway. but, she says looking him up and down considering, there is something else we could do. this is how big hud ends up getting his dick pierced

connor storrie voice. I prayed to you huddy. Every night

I think that Ilya never really goes into details about his life in russia and his family so shane is forced to fill in the gaps in his mind so one day when svetlana brings a pack of photos back from moscow (alexei gave them to her but she isn’t telling ilya this) and shane see’s alexei and ilya as kids together and realizes that they are like the same age he does freak out about it

if i died and arrived at the pearly gates and god asked me if i'd rather have one more moment with my family or to see hudcon full frontal you don't wanna know what my answer would be

idk it's just Shane reaching for Ilya's hand on the team bus and Ilya dragging Shane onto the ice by his hand for practice and Shane and Ilya holding hands waiting for the hotel coffee machine and Ilya sitting on Shane's left at tape review so Shane can still take notes if they hold hands and Shane scrolling on his phone while Ilya catches up with Harris and they're holding hands and

i love myshowshane i love how bad he is at emotional regulation

he is upset A LOT!!!! kisses him passionately

What I’ve discovered is that even if someone gives u permission to be obsessed and pathetic and annoying u cannotttttttt do that do u hear me!! You have to be more interested in research and poetry and perhaps even martial arts