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Ilya making a ligma joke to Cliff when they meet up for the first time since Ilya goes to Ottawa. Cliff chokes up & is like bro. These rooks just don’t make me laugh like you do broski.

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[touches the ground gingerly] i can feel it… the vibrations of simulated sex between two massive men smashing their bodies together in Canada….. all is right in the world
since we were talking about shane always needing ilya to fuck him harder here are my thoughts on the matter. (it’s porn btw)
It’s cottage times after they’re married. Shane is insatiable. Ilya’s already fucked him three times today, once in the morning --waking him up with his mouth quick and messy, then again on the couch after lunch, jerking him off sweet and slow, and finally in their bed, a little while ago after edging him for close to an hour. But still he wants more, which is where they are now.
And herein lies the problem, Shane has been so needy lately, and though Ilya would love nothing more than to fuck his husband six ways from sunday at the drop of a hat, he can’t, he just can’t he’s so tired and the heart is willing but the flesh is getting weaker every second and probably wants a nap at some point. So he planned, planned meticulously to tire his husband out so they could rest a little together. But he miscalculated, should’ve gotten his dick in him sooner because now Shane’s been waiting all day for it and he needs more than Ilya can give.
He’s got Shane on all fours in their bed, and he’s pounding into him as hard as he can but Shane is still whining for more, and has been for a while.
Usually when he gets like this Ilya can find some way to ratchet things up a notch and push Shane over the edge, but not now. Wringing three orgasms out of him already today has just made it harder to get him there for this (hopefully) final time but Ilya’s just as spent and Shane has tears in his eyes because it’s so much and it’s so good but he needs more.
And Ilya can remember a time when everyone always asked more of him and he hated it but here’s his husband pleading with him ‘please Ilya, just a little more Ilya’ and he loves it so much can’t get enough of it really except that he thinks his dick might chafe if they keep going like this. He doesn’t have the right leverage for what Shane needs right now and all the repositioning they’ve done so far hasn’t helped just makes Shane squirm and beg while Ilya tries to get the angle that’ll make Shane going blissfully quiet. He’s got half a mind to just drag the whole mattress of the bed at this point and fuck him there, maybe a change of scenery will help. And as he thinks that he realizes it’s not such a bad idea, just with a little tweak.
So he pulls out of Shane—who whines at the loss—slaps his ass once to get his attention and orders him to get off the bed. Grabs his face when Shane just blinks at him, drags their mouths together and whispers some filth about if he wants to get fucked like a bitch then he doesn’t deserve the bed, the bed is for his husband not this desperate pleading thing. Lightly slaps his cheek a few times for good measure, Shane is still a little out of it and reeling from the lack of Ilya’s cock in his ass but he shakes himself out of it and slides off the bed (a little uncoordinated but whatever) Ilya follows behind him, and now they’re both kneeling on the hardwood floor of their bedroom. Ilya praises him once for his obedience before pushing him down so he’s face first on the floor, ass in the air. Slams back inside and starts hammering away as Shane moans so loud, Ilya’d be worried if they weren’t in the middle of nowhere. He has more leverage now that he’s not scrambling for purchase in their stupidly expensive sheets. There’s no rocking of the bed, no slamming of the headboard, just him and Shane pushing into one another on the floor and he knows this will be enough, he’s going to make his husband come again (and fuck up both their knees in the process) anything for his Shane.
Shane’s voice echos through the rooms as he shouts and comes all over their bedroom floor before collapsing into a heap, panting all the while. Ilya would let that be it but he’s feeling a little mean, he pushes down on Shane’s ass, pressing his over sensitive cock into the floor and smearing in the mess he made. He holds him there as he jerks himself off over Shane’s ass, using the hand keeping him pressed to the floor to spread him open and get a good look at his sweet abused hole. And that’s it for Ilya, the sight of what Shane was begging for enough to send him tumbling over the edge too. He comes all over Shane’s pretty pink ass.
Then they’re both lying on the ground next to their bed which is stupid, so Ilya uses his last burst of energy to gently lift Shane back on the bed and crawl in after him. Lets them both catch their breath for a moment before saying,
“Hollander, are you trying to kill me?”
Shane smacks him on the arm for that, they’re not Hollander and Rozanov anymore, Ilya knows that he just needed to see the little crease in Shane’s brow that meant he was himself again, no longer clouded by desperate need. Ilya smiles at him, twines their fingers together as they lie side by side.
Shane smirks at him and raises an eyebrow. “What? too much for you?”
Ilya just laughs. Pulls Shane closer to him, wraps his arms around him.
“It’d be too much for a whole team, fuck Shane you get so crazy for it.”
He loves that they can speak like this with each other now. There used to be a time when Ilya had to tread carefully, the smallest joke about the magnitude of Shane’s desire would get him to clam up faster than anything. Always worried he was too much, too weird. Not anymore though, now he’ll happily try to climb Ilya any chance he gets and no amount of jokes or imitation gripes from Ilya will get him to stop. He’s perfect.
Shane purses his lips.
“So what I’m hearing is you don’t want to go again.”
Ilya groans.
“Shane. If we keep going like this my dick will literally fall off.”
Shane pouts, mock pity in his eyes.
“Poor baby,” he coos, “need me to kiss it better?”
“Shane.”
He’s insatiable.
oh my god i just remembered hudson is playing shane beefy as fuck WE HAVE TO LIVE
shane voice what if i was a rookie and you were my captain and you forced me to my knees to suck your dick and then made fun of me for how eager i am to use my mouth on you and made me thank you for giving me your cum and maybe called me some really bad words as well

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he's coming back to us
i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera
shane texting ilya after a metros game like: im so fucking tired of carrying this entire team on my back like fuck sure we won tonight but i'd have had a goddamn hat trick if stevens hadn't been off fucking sides like at what point is it easier for me to be the only guy on the fucking ice at least then no one is gonna miss my fucking passes
shane 2 minutes later to the media: oh for sure it's a team effort, we all do our best to contribute 🙂
hayden pike has this hetero-centric idealistic fantasy of finding jackie a friend that is also shane’s spouse. he wants to be a couple of couples. the ‘wives’ hang out and are best friend and the ‘husbands’ hang out.
when women don’t work out, and he’s forced to find shane a boyfriend, it’s still with this idea in his head that shane’s boyfriend will just be an extension of shane like jackie is for him. jackie and shane’s man will be friends. so that hayden doesn’t lose his Shane Time (tm). he’s trying to find shane a man who can be his Wife and jackie’s friend, thus completing their perfect heteronormative group of four. without disrupting existing dynamics.
he can’t fathom shane getting with a Man. a Bro, a Jock, a Man who is a guy who is plainly a guy, ya know. that’s why ilya messes with his head so much. ilya, in hayden’s mind (and in reality, but pike is going to get bitter in his own head), ilya rozanov is better than him in everything. and the crux of it is that ilya gets to have shane. ilya gets to infringe on what hayden thought only he had the special privilege of getting. in hayden’s mind, shane is a prize and ilya won. but also back to the point, ilya is very clearly a man and in a gay relationship with shane. a gay relationship that hayden can’t comfortably assign hetero roles to (he doesn’t—can’t—imagine shane ‘being the girl’ and rozanov messes with both this idea and the fantasy. if shane would just dump him and get with a yoga guy, or a personal trainer, or any number of more ‘acceptable’ gay men, then hayden can have his happy little life and his happy little wife and his happy little second wife(shane) who also has his own happy little wife.
ilya gets along with jackie great, and the kids, but he’s a man who would rather hang out with his boyfriend/husband and ‘the guys’ than sit and be jackie’s little friend who is married to shane. that’s what’s at the core of hayden’s continued dislike of ilya.
People the other day were posting about the Hollanov AU possibilities of prince/knight and for the record, that is great and I support it. But if I could quick also make an argument for prince4prince?
Okay, so walk with me: this would take place in a world where political marriages between two men sometimes happen, but it's a pretty recent thing and some people still have hangups about it.
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“You wanted to see me,” says Rozanov, “alone?” He’s smirking in a way that makes Shane reasonably sure he’s being mocked, but for once in their very short acquaintance, Shane won’t take the bait.
“Yes,” says Shane, heart pounding. “Close the door behind you.”
It’s the first time they’ve ever been alone together before. Rozanov raises his eyebrows, but he does close the door. He takes the chair across from Shane. The way he slumps in his seat is unfortunately attractive, but then, that applies to nearly everything he does.
“How did you escape the rest of your retinue?” asks Rozanov idly.
“I evade them very rarely,” Shane says. “They were not prepared.”
“Mm,” says Rozanov. “I evade mine very often, so I am always prepared.”
There is no point in prolonging this. “I need to tell you why the marriage cannot take place,” says Shane.
“You mean our marriage,” says Rozanov blankly. “The one happening in ten days.”
shane holding onto ilya’s fingers with his whole hand at the cottage is so sweet to me… it’s so reminiscent of something kids do, grabbing onto someone they love with a clumsy grip. and shane is just a kid, with ilya… something about you makes me feel small, shy, safe. if i’m holding onto you, i’m tethered. even the barest point of contact anchors me. it feels unreal that you’re here with me, i get to show you everything, let me show you everything. we never get to hold hands anywhere else, and i’m allowed to want you, here, in this place that always made me feel like i could exist freely. i’m allowed to touch you however i want; i want you to touch me whenever, wherever, all the time, here. we don’t have to hold hands just to go up the stairs, but i want to. i know we have two weeks, but i don’t want to let go of you for even a second — call it making up for lost time.

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the wicked succubus ilya
can i say. i don't. uhhhhh care. about anya
Say what you're thinking! Please? 🥺
ugh fine🙄shane eating ilya's dick cheese below
It’s been days. Days of being in bed. Stewing in filth. Contaminating Shane with it. He doesn’t complain. He never complains. His sweet lovely Shane. He tries to help. Tries to motivate him to get out of bed with promises of a fun afternoon doing whatever he wants.
A ride on his motorcycle - I’ll even go on the back. Arms around your waist.
A trip to his parents - Dad said he’d make chicken parmesan.
Sex - You can do whatever you want. Whatever. Take me however you want. I won’t complain.
and i do think ilya has jerked off to his own abs by the way i’ll state that on record
(beside myself and overcome w emotion) Shane
thinking about shane + neurodivergent loneliness is a genuine cognitohazard for a sensitive autistic homo such as myself

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Ilya Rozanov with a mommy kink HEAR ME OUT!!! Okay so he’s in denial. In Boston when he was sad he would subconsciously seek out dramatically older women and take them home, have an uncharacteristically sweet/caring night with her, and cum the moment she calls him her sweet boy.
He shoves it down very very far when he starts dating Shane.
But maybe he has a terrible day and he feels like he can’t get out to bed, let alone take care of himself. And maybe Shane is so sweet, and coaxes Ilya into the shower and washes his hair for him. And Ilya wants to collapse with the overwhelming love he feels, and Shane’s hands feel so fucking good massaging shampoo into his curls, and Ilya feels himself start to slip beneath the surface and into a headspace he’s avoided for years.
And then they’re on the bed and Shane is letting Ilya lay completely on top of him, stroking his hair and scratching his scalp and whispering nice things in Russian. Shane is being so sweet, so fucking caring, that Ilya just has to bite him right on the chest. He leaves a pretty little indent and eventually finds Shane’s nipple, and latches right on. Shane doesn’t yelp or tell him to stop. So Ilya sucks, blinking up at his husband every once in a while with glassy eyes.
Ilya doesn’t even notice himself getting hard he’s so focused on suckling. Shane tugs him gently to suck the other side and rubs his back. Hes being so sweet. Shane is so sweet. And Ilya is floating, completely taken care of. Shane is praising him, and then because of some kind of divine intuition, he murmurs something using words he only learned recently. Ya tak sil’no tebya lyublyu milyy mal’chick. I love you so much sweet boy.
Ilya doesn’t even think before he replies quietly with ya lyublyu tebya mama.
Shane goes still for a moment, but Ilya doesn’t notice. He’s too busy rocking his dick forward against Shane’s thigh, humming and sighing, and it feels so good, and he’s acting only on instincts when he reaches down to jerk Shane off too.
They both cum with shuddering gasps shortly after. Shane cleans them up, and only then does Ilya open his eyes and realize what the fuck he just did. He sits up quickly and tries to get a grip. “Fuck, Shane, I’m so sorry I — fuck.” Ilya’s crying too now, which is even more embarrassing. But Shane shushes him and holds him and tells him it’s so okay and he didn’t mind over and over again.
After, Ilya feels like kind of a pervert and he should definitely talk to his therapist, but it was nice to sink into something that felt so safe…and it felt really good…and Shane was into it…….
Anyway it becomes maybe a monthly-ish thing. They fuck about it.
I think Ilya should be allowed to fuck Shane until he’s overstimulating and pissing all over himself but The Narrative doesn’t agree with me :/