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“What are you waiting for” there has to be a perfect moment where the door is open and my real life is on the other side waiting for me and if I wait long enough for just the right moment then maybe just maybe no one will hate me for going through that door. Maybe they’d even understand why had to do what I did to get there.

I'm about to say something that might be controversal. Troy/dallas would have been just as big of a RPF ship in universe as Shayden or hollanov. I don't even think it would depend on if they knew about the homophobia or the allegations or not. I'm not even an rpf person or a person who follows the nhl but it doesn't take more than five minutes to find recent (posted in the last week) fic about players who are known homophobes or have sexual assault allegations.

I was under the vague impression that connor was playing a serial killer on criminal minds but now I’m learning he’s apparently a soggy wet piece of boy cardboard who’s being whumped almost beyond bearing? but is also maybe evil still? consider my interest piqued……

It is so funny that ilya is semi directly like “so I’m getting a Kinsey six vibe from you” to Shane which Shane in true sicko closet case fashion manages to interpret as Ilya being like “so we’re both actually straight right?” But then does have to circle back to be like I’m Gay Which You Definitely Didn’t Know and Ilyas like [looks at the camera]

ilyas #hislingerie are the three inch inseam shorts commando because his dick is so large it peeks out through the bottom. hard times for shane hollander

heartwarming: your favorite character was canonically molested

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

when two people have been together for so long and so much resentment has built up and they keep killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and even if there's still love between them they can't help it they just can't stop killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other

also, if you put the two scenes where shane and ilya watch each other’s interviews together, it’s kind of diabolical. ilya’s upset at shane basically because he’s not acknowledging ilya in interviews and is moving on from whatever they had while shane’s literally keeping up with him and saying things like i’m happy with what i got. shane’s watching ilya on his small phone because it’s his little secret how reluctantly charmed he is by this asshole while ilya’s blown up shane’s face on the tv so that he can detect the minutest cracks in his armor, anything at all when the interviewer says ilya’s name. the difference between ilya’s interview persona and the ilya in the hotel room vs the negligible difference between the shane interview persona and the shane at his place. a dark hotel room vs a home bathed in light. ilya wants to make shane want more for himself, be a bit more greedy. he also just wants another go at trying to subdue shane once and for all by [insert previous sentence here]. he knows that if shane wants, if shane allows himself to be distracted, then he wouldn’t be able to keep that mask of detachment and calm on for much longer. he knows what wanting more than your share does to a person (looks at alexei). he knows what not letting yourself want does to a person (looks at himself).

shane waking up in ilya's arms and not even trying to hide his smile when he turns his head to sleepily look at ilya before turning back around and snuggling in even closer and ilya waking up with shane tucked safely beneath his arm and not being able to stop himself from telling shane that he likes him before gently pressing him closer to his chest and me watching both those scenes and crying a little because they are sososo soft and tender and in love

pussy like scott hunter’s basement … cavernous . damp . maybe mold but definitely someBody died in here …. also there is a box of trivial pursuit from 2007