Alex's Adventures in Wonderland

psychic: *reads my mind* my mind:

Gnight you 💓

when the math teacher shoots you for experimenting on his little brother and blames you for his death

when your school doctor turns you into a biological weapon because he was obsessed with your dead father

when your only friend and tutor kills you and steals your identity to track down and murder a school doctor

When you have a deadly disease so you kill yourself but your brother blames himself for your death and shoots the doctor that was trying to kill everyone with your disease

when your death threw your assistant into depression, causing him to kill a boy, a spy hiding as a student, almost kill your son and nearly caused a genocide but you’re living it up in bird heaven

When all you want is some dang PUDDING and to meet GOD