nico's blog; hey, pretty girl!
notes: for this req ; saiki is a woman and you two partake in beautiful yuri activities
"we have to go on dates, ku. that's what couples do!" you had exclaimed to him earlier that day.
saiki had racked his brain on that statement for hours. yes, he agreed to become your boyfriend, but he forgot that the preconceived notion that went alongside a relationship was that partners needed to go to public places together for enjoyment no matter what.
such a notion eluded him as going out in public to do superfluous, mind numbing things that supposedly bring "joy" never really bring him joy, but alas, you are his girlfriend and he must entertain your wishes.
however, in grappling with the fact that he will have to drain his social battery for your yearned-for date, he realized another impediment that came in the way: the public-ness of the environment.
no, it's not that saiki is ashamed of you at all. neither is it that anyone would be surprised of your two's dating.
however, it would just be such a pain. dealing with his classmates' reactions, responding to their dumbass questions, having to deal with them setting you two up and bugging you two in class.
after racking his brain and staring at his ceiling in ponderance...
. . . he came up with a solution!
after excitedly exiting your house in thrill of your date with your boyfriend, you pat down your neat outfit you planned for this special occasion.
however, your eyes widened at the sight in front of you when your gaze flickers up:
you remembered saiki could turn into a girl. you've seen it in action before, and have defended girl saiki numerous times on the account that it's his sister. but girl saiki... out in the wild?
". . . why are you kuriko?" you question, but your cheeks still betraying yourself with a dust of pink.
"i didn't want to draw attention to our relationship." she states, oblivious to your fluster. her voice is feminine and yet still deadpan. you can hear the saiki-ness in her voice, but it's still different!
a frown draws on your lips. wouldn't this feel more like a girl-hangout rather than a date? it was kusuo you fell in love with, not kuriko. you don't suspect to hold any romantic attraction to this-
but oh wait, her eyes still bore into yours with a newfound aura that's not just saiki, but a mix of that and something else entirely.
you can't believe you flush at kuriko staring at you!
her hair is lighter, her eyes are softer, her chest is more full, her hands are smaller, oh. but it's still your saiki inside.
you take a minute of staring blankly to process and understand the emotions you feel in response to this.
. . . and then, you jump to give a peck on her pretty little lips. "cutie!" you exclaim, as kuriko's ears turn pink and her pupils dilate with shock (and awe). you grab onto her less-rugged and smaller hand, pressing your two's fingers together.
it seems the emotions you were feeling in response to this was a burst of adoration for this that you didn't expect.
"you should brush your hair, kuriko. you look so unruly and unladylike" you tease, leaning your head into her shoulder as your two's heights are now similar.
kuriko doesn't respond, as saiki wouldn't either, but just listening to the different way she breathes makes you so joyful.
wow, having a girlfriend is awesome.
to kuriko, she's surprised you're even more insufferable than usual, which she didn't think possible.
to think you were touchy when she was saiki, you now poke and prod at her any time imaginable.
you like to tug at her longer hair, press kisses to her rounder cheeks, stare into her softer eyes, play with her shorter fingers and smaller palms...
she is baffled over why you're so charmed by her as a female, but you never heard her complain.
perhaps you're more comfortable around her feminine appearance as she seems less stern and scary to you?
…or maybe it's because she's a cutie pie? who knows!
. . . but when she did dare say anything or even order food, you would squeal at her voice and happily shower her in kisses and praise (earning you two weird looks on countless occasions by the awkward waiter.)
you always found yourself a bit awkward doing that to saiki, but kuriko is just so sweet looking, you can't help but plant endless kisses to her face. her cheeks always turns so pink afterwards, and you just adore it.
and don't even get her started on your love for calling her ku-chan.
when asking why you were so affectionate, you responded with the defense that girls were more touchy-feely with each other.
and to kuriko's dismay and utter denial, she adored the pampering she was getting.
she didn't have to deal with insufferable classmates and was awarded you doting over her in the process. she may be a tsundere, but she's still a sucker for her girlfriend.
so, saiki turning into kuriko for public dates has become a common occurrence. he stays himself at home, but when out in public, he finds himself turning into kuriko more often than not.
and you enjoy it immensely. you get male saiki and female saiki? it's a gift from god.
you doll her up in pretty bows and put your lip gloss on her lips. you even get her to wear a skirt sometimes.
and, despite the fact it's slightly embarrassing to saiki, she loves your excited squeals when she would reciprocate your gestures with such minor things like squeezing your hand back for once.
. . . earning you two condescending looks from passerbys who watch you smother your girlfriend in affection. she didn't care.
maybe it's taboo for two girls to be touchy-feeling in the middle of a street...but if it makes you happy, so be it!
i don't love how i wrote for this but i love the idea so much i really wanna get better and writing for saiki x reader yuri so expect to see more of this
i like to think saiki is really gender freaky to please the yuriful demon in my heart
this is more reader focused but trust yuriful nico will rack her brain on yuriful scenarios just you wait this will be a series
just noticed i had over 200 followers just now so as a reward i will write 100 more self indulgent yuri saiki fanfiction as a gift for the public thank you all i know giving to the community is just what i do
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