Nobody Move Until I Figure Out What I'm Doing

I swear I go through phases where I think Sexy Librarian Bayo is prettier than Witch with No Memories Bayo.

Teen Blonde Flashes Her Cock.

Double that when it’s a pic of your OC and her lover.

I care for Springer more than any other character I’ve ever made in anything ever.

I’m not saying she’s perfect, but goddamn is Kiria flawless.

Oh yeah, I forgot this place was a thing.

I took these screenshots at the start of my journey, and the second one just the other day after reaching Level 60. 94 hours later and I’m still itching to pick up the controller and see what I can find out there.

“I could kill you right now. I could go back and pretend to be you. Nobody would know.”

Call me a leap of faith because I’m about to land in your bush.

“Did you even watch the trailer or...?”

This would be an awesome picture if the Blaziken Hair Boner wasn’t so darn distracting.

When you and the other half are so damn fine

It ain’t gonna blow itself.jpg

Also, Black Panther (or “Jungle Batman”) is absolutely nailed here and I can’t wait for his solo movie too.

“I hate Leto Joker because he has tattoos and looks like an emo punk rocker.” Remember that time Joker cut his own face off and then wore it as a mask and went from being over the top showman of slaughter to just creepy as shit?

Mood #2: Spending money like I'm a generous Nigerian prince.