This would go great, with some 7-up! -Explodes-

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn't even say 'murder is bad' at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can't believe you condone murder, I can't believe you're pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I'm calling the cops, what the fuck, I'm shaking and crying.

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted