Just Trying Not To Mess Up!

It is actually quite impossible to run with a backpack without looking like a first grader on the way to school.

Protect yourself from Sasquatch attack by carrying a camera.

Parents begging for grandchildren have the same mentality as a child begging for a puppy: they get all of the cute with none of the work.

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Apple has air. Amazon has fire. Google has earth. I think Microsoft should probably make something like water

Why do “do what makes you happy” commercials always show people that like to hike/adventure, and not show people that like to sit in a dimly lit room playing video games for hours on end.

finally a respectable merchant

i trust him

my favorite thing is the look on their faces when they realize they got the correct order

Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood