legend has it that...

this is my art account. its new but u should totes check it out 🙂‍↕️

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

i keep seeing "is tesblr dead" posts and im over here confused as fuck because not only have i not noticed this personally but ive been so engrossed in drawing my elves getting their major organs permanently reorganized that everythings been flying over my head in the process. like what do you mean you think the fandom is dying i just made a 4 page comic of my bosmer dragonborn getting cored out. come join me over here

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

thinking abt sanguine again it's funny how he's the prince of debauchery and lust and getting drunk and fucking and since he's presented as a man he's usually like a short tubby dude w a beer belly or just a normal looking daedra but you just KNOW if he was depicted as a woman he'd be like a Skinny Sexy Busty Woman. bc the prince of debauchery as a man is lustful meanwhile the princess of debauchery has to be the Subject of lust. anyways big fat womansanguine chugging down barrels worth of mead

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.