Luhan: *files lawsuit*
Xiumin: Welp, no reason to stay now. *files lawsuit*
Lay: We're the ultimate BROTP! *files lawsuit*
Sehun: Take me with you! *files lawsuit*
Tao: TaoHun must live! I must also revive TaoRis! *files lawsuit*
Chen & Suho: We must protect our crush! *files lawsuits*
Kai: Guess I gotta go too! *files lawsuit*
D.O. & Taemin: Wait, Kai! We're coming! *files lawsuits*
Minho: Damnit, Taemin! *files lawsuit*
Jonghyun: Wait, Taemin! I'm your biggest fan! *files lawsuit*
Key: Goddamnit, Jonghyun! *files lawsuit*
Onew: Gotta go with the flow! *files lawsuit*
Chanyeol & Baekhyun: We'll provide the jokes to ease the tension! *files lawsuit*
















