chrom on and slam

certified door post

@withkafkaontheshore

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

that post that said "sometimes loving something means not wanting them to make any more of it" is how i've been feeling about avatar for years, lowkey all this new shit is lowering my OG avatar score, keep my daughter's name out of ur fucking mouth i'm tired of this grandpa

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme