I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much

@bngynggkbng is this ur dog

i hate this app.

Why on top of the fridge?

get u a man that kept a promise ring for five fuckin years

That's sweet

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

high madelaine just bought sober madelaine a present I hope she likes it

Sounds like something @bngynggkbng would do honestly

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me