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2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

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desk-drawerr

he is walking

desk-drawerr

he brought friends

gostaks

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

btc-official-deactivated2024071

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

retroactivebakeries

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

fladurblegon

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

breninarthur

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

isuggestrevolution

i suggest making a new system

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bleed1ngbabyb0y

hometoursandotherstuff

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

playwrongs

Stephen King’s Fujo

kungfunurse

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

laeffy

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

thyrell

her what

thyrell

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

retroactivebakeries

it's some kind of digital candle, you understand

hauntedchronicler

good news all of their candles have names/descriptions like this

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systlin

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

systlin

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

systlin

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

unclefather

rating based on what is letters.

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rodrickheffeley

This is the only valid tik tok.

naenaenoodle

lotus-of-light

Bro….

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foone

I thought this was the bot that generates random verbs for this comic, but nope! This is just the original.

unyappable

"one among you will betray me" <- average bpd girl at a group hangout

unyappable

maybe they got the idea for amomgus from. jesus of nazaret

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probuccalfat

so it has

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