Curiosity.

So! Since I’ve come back after a hiatus, and I’m kinda sorta in need of some activity, give this a like or reblog if you wouldn’t mind interacting with a precious angsty scanner unit from NieR: Automata!

“I used to be a fan, now I’m an air conditioner.” “This guy had sex with my girlfriend. I’m jealous of her.” “We don’t want calm [name], we want maniacally laughing, screaming [name].” “He is going to make a wooden fidget spinner that cures cancer.” “Your forehead is grotesquely bulbous.” “Make a wish.” “THAT’S MY BABY!!” “I can’t tell if they had a stroke, or if I just had one.” “What if you just want chicken nuggets?” “Well memed, sir.” “Indeed, what a beautiful voice.” “Perfect? Perfect.” “We didn’t ask for this, but nobody’s complaining…” “It’s like they’re staring into my soul.” “These are wholesome times we live in.” “Wow, he’s a genius!” “The town’s on fire. Shit, where’s my Elmo costume?” “This doesn’t look like a resident I can send hate mail to.” “That’s an odd-looking doggo.” “I just witnessed something GODLY.” “Legend says he’s still ohhhing to this day.” “I would actually go see this in theaters.” “Can I get a McHeartAttack with that McIrony?” “Why am I here?” “My hopes and dreams have become a reality.” “WE MUST ASCEND HIGHER!” “What this really needs is an explosion.” “My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.” “Beautiful thing, the internet.”

simply a masterpiece of a track

- “These all sound like they could be innuendos, but trust me, they’re not.” - “Hello! We’re gonna fight!” - “You get to wear the fedora of shame.” - “I can’t hear you over the fact of how sexy I am, bitch I’m fabulous!” - “Alright, I guess this is normal! Ah! Yes! I love this!” - “Panic! Panic! I’m panicking! Should I panic?! Is panic what I’m supposed to do?!” - “I’m not here!“ - “Seems awfully wet in here!” - “Hey! Fuzz bitch!” - “Yeah, I’m okay, yeah no, that didn’t happen.” - “That’s uh.. Someone connecting to the internet from the 1994′s?” - “That was a good joke, me. Thanks.” - “I’m trusting this. I don’t know why I’m trusting this.” - “Ladadadadada-dadada everything’s okay!” - “I yell when I’m nervous!” - “Well, y’know, fuck on me for wanting to wander around!” - “Ooh, blood. That’s always a comforting sight.” - “It seems like your problems might be more considerable than mine!” - “Here comes the fist of fuck!” - “Ohh. That poor guy’s butt!” - “I dunno, I’m just pressin’ buttons!” - “Ohh! I was just having fun! I didn’t know that I was supposed to be doing anything there!” - “I’m calling weird on this one!” - “Don’t mind me as I wander around!” - “I had a sneaking suspicion that there was an overwhelming load of bad.” - “Well that’s just getting what you asked for, right?” - “Why did that ‘splode?!” - “I said ‘damn’, not ‘shit’. Watch your language.” - “Okay well- sleep somewhere else!” - “I don’t know, but it did. Don’t question it.” - “Why is this a necessity?!” - “You can’t be dickin’ with me!” - “Let my just clap my own back!” - “Maybe he’s just hangry.” - “I like the decorations. Very Jesus-y.”