Auditioning for a L’Oreal commercial

Bet money he won’t be on the news.

You know better

And you know why he won’t be on the news

God bless this man

How many people drove past her? Man.

^^^

I wish this was longer

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

Let 2016 be the year of thick with a lil belly and some back fat bc I’m deadass tired of seeing these waist trainers and people fuckin up their organs for some damn bodyfad. Your body is not wrong bc you don’t got a flat tummy. Chill.

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car