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you’re laughing.

edward cullen just married the girl of my dreams and frisbeed her garter into my face with his teeth and you’re laughing

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are these extras lovers or besties 👋🏻

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trouble in paradise ... not walking together .... they’re fighting :(

but he’s gonna make it up to him by asking him to prom

there’s two boys in line at prom and I’m assuming it’s them ok thanks <3 they made up and went to prom together and lived happily ever after

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are these the same two boys dancing together at prom? maybe not but yes they are to me

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I couldn’t resist 🥲✨ the links are below!

p.s Rosalie and Alice’s are my favorite 😩👌🏻

Carlisle & Esme

Edward & Bella

Alice

Emmett

Rosalie

Jasper

The Volturi

The Wolf Pack

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Things Edward Could’ve Said That Sound Less Suspicious

Bella: Your eyes are a different color, did you get contacts?

Edward: Uh haha yeah I did. I think they look pretty cool.

Edward: *stops the car and saves Bella* Hey are you ok? *stands up, pretends his arm hurts* Awesome I’m gonna get this looked at now.

*Tells Carlisle. Comes back to school with arm in a cast and sling*

Bella: How did you stop that car? You were amazing.

Edward: Well sadly I wasn’t bit by a radioactive spider and I don’t have superpowers. Doctor said it was an adrenaline rush, it’s a common natural response to life or death situations. Basically it maximizes your body’s physical capabilities. So yeah it’s like temporary super strength and speed. Crazy shit.

Bella: You’re so cold. I can’t feel your pulse.

Edward: I have hypothyroidism and bradycardia.

Bella: Aren’t you going to eat something?

Edward: I have to be on a special diet.

Bella: Oh right, your condition, sorry.

This list could go on and on. You’d think after being a mind reading vampire for 91 years you’d learn a thing or two about being a good liar. SHEESH.

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twilight + textposts: himbo edition

bonus:

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The Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918

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hit that mf reblog if you think Rosalie has every right to be angry at Carlisle for turning her literally just because he wanted a mate for Edward

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Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”

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This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett

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if i were emmett and i had an 108 year old virgin brother i would simply bully him to the point of no return

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“yeah if i lived 108 years and haven’t gotten my dick wet i would also be depressed” -emmett cullen at some point

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“Yo, dude, remember the sexual revolution of the 70s? Wait, shit my bad, forgot you were lame for a second.”

- Emmett Cullen while working on his American History homework

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breaking dawn au in which bella goes to isle esme and comes back to forks not with a demon baby but with a love for tropical plants cause she’s a plant mom

esme is so happy she’ll design a greenhouse for her daughter-in-law and they bond over that

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ALSO BELLA ALMOST FUCKING FAINTS IN BIOLOGY WHEN THEY’RE BLOOD TYPING BECAUSE MIKE GETS HIS FINGER PRICKED FROM LIKE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM BUT SHE’S AROUND BLOOD SO MANY OTHER TIMES IN THE SERIES AND IS FINE?????

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I think she said she got over it? But idk.

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tbh its for the drama of it all

i mean have you met miss “IF I DON’T GET OUT NOW I’M GONNA BE STUCK HERE LIKE MOM” she could of easily said “i’m gonna sleepover with Alice if that’s cool”

it’s THE DRAMA i tell you

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i don’t know which twilight fan needs to hear this today but keep in mind that the quileute tribe is real and deserving of your respect

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bella in new moon be like “you got a tattoo and you cut your hair?” Bitch your mans just broke up with in the fucking woods you should’ve done the same thang smh

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Anyone into ASMR? Here’s Bella Swan’s room ASMR. It includes rain sounds against her window, the sound of tree leaves, and muffled conversations between Bella and Charlie in the other room. 40 minutes of sweet bliss.

Also, happy Midnight Sun day everyone!

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Robert Pattinson was 18 when he played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. In this photo Kristen Stewart is 17. Imagine these two properly aged in twilight looking like this. The ages they’re supposed to be or close enough. And then imagine these two baby faced kids having a baby in Breaking Dawn.

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