Moon Creature

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

I'm on an evil mission to turn Every Grape into a raisin. I collect grapes, and take them to my lair. I microwave them one by one. 10 minutes per grape