i love OCs... think everyone should have one... a crucial step toward beauty is getting obsessed with a little person from inside your head

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

*guy stumbles out of torture labyrinth, covered in dirt and blood, clothes torn, on the verge of passing out with a thousand yard stare* maybe... Maybe I will buy myself a yummy treat. As a reward

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My two greatest fears are permanence and change

Wait I forgot about the strong as fuck ice mummy

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

ugh… my head…

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you