Not the Devil You Know

If you're going for completely tacky and hidious then I would say yea.

Boo

Would this married woman just so happen to be Noah’s wife? Because if we’re thinking of the same girl here, I’ve heard all about your little ‘wedding present’.

Actually this is infact who I was talking about. She's so tiny for trilets, don't you think? It's going to be entertaining watching them try to handle that many.Besides, I'd thought I'd do a good deed, one every thousand years is a pretty good streak.

M!A: Muse is genuinely good for the next day and likes to hop on rainbows

Wait, so you’re not a unicorn? Then, excuse me if I’m being rude but…what are you? Aww, poor kitten. Hopefully you find a home soon Mittens. Oh God, look at me. *covers her mouth giggling a bit* I swear a few months ago I would not have been feeling this bad. I’m normally a dog person, but with Dori bringing home Perry I’m beginning to like cats a lot more. She is a cute little thing, you should keep her if you can. She just might end up growing on you. *laughs and keeps dancing*

Well I was an angel but I was cast out of heaven. So now I'm the Dark Lord Satan. Funny title right? I'm such a nice guy. People just don't get me. *smiles* Maybe you were always a cat person, you just needed you own crazy cat lady starter kit to open your eyes. You know what, I think I might just keep her. She's so soft  and tiny, look at these paws. how do they get so widdle? Cats are more comfortable with evil than dogs, anyway. We're a good match.

How nice to know. Are you sure you don’t have a crush on him? After all, you said it yourself, you’ve seen him shirtless.

I know what I'd like to do to Cole, but I don't have a crush. I'm not projecting on you if that's what you're implying missy. What's holding you back, hmm? Think hell be scared of the big bad wolf?

Humor me, what makes you think that?

Oh I have approximate knowledge of many things. And I definitely know you've got a crush on that boy. I can't say I blame you, I've seen him shirtless.

I swear to god, what is with the people in this town and thinking that I have a thing for Cole?

My cute little human?

Don't play dumb, not very flattering. Oh what was his name...?

I was thinking of more going out and getting guys to buy me drinks. Dancing might actually come into effect if need be.

You should get that cute little human of yours to buy you a drink, eh?

Boo

Aw, you think I’m beautiful? And I’m one of your favorites? I’m so overjoyed.

Of course you are. You shouldn't be so surprised.

And let us say amen to me getting a night off and not having to reorganize the files!

A night off? You should dance.

Boo

I just wanted to say hello to one of my favorite, most beautiful children. 

M!A: Muse is genuinely good for the next day and likes to hop on rainbows

*sees him flying on a rainbow* Wow. Did not know that someone could do that. Are you a unicorn? Awww! Kitten! *pets it* Well aren’t you a nice guy? That was sweet of you. I’d love to take this little one, but I think one cat is enough for my family for now. I hope Mittens finds a good home though. Oh, okay! *dances*

Ha, unicorn. That's funny. You are a funny girl. No I am definitely not a unicorn.* pouts* Oh no. I 'm sorry Mittens. I guess we haven't found you a home yet. I might just keep her myself. She's sho fwuffeh.*grins when she starts dancing* Yeeeaaaah, work it girl!