Wizard #2703

goddamn evil wizard coated his walls with lead because I was trying to bob ross his fell rituals with X-ray vision, so selfish.

dude who in the wizard council put protein powder under the “banned spell components” list, what spell even uses that.

Mimics have always looked like that, we just designed chests to look the same to mess with people.

Don’tcha really hate it when your wizard coven delves into the depths of hell to gather magical relics beyond anything a mere mortal has held before and don’t even think to invite you.

Arcane law be damned! No one can stop me from casting summon greater icosahedron! I need it for my giant wizard DnD campaign!

WHO POSTED MY SEVERAL ANCIENT CURSES ON TWITTER.WIZ?

Sadly the most effective love potion on the market is being born the heir to a multi billion dollar corporation which isn’t very easy to sell out of a mystical cabin in the woods.

Become a pyromancer in real life by replacing your fingernails with sharp pieces of flint.