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What if in the next reincarnation, the Triforce pieces get swapped?

I imagined this unlikely trio of heroes some time ago, and I finally decided to post it here + some headcanons, enjoy!

Ganondorf “Gan”

Prince of the Gerudo tribe

Feels guilty and responsible for what his past incarnations have done and constantly apologizes for it

Little sibling syndrome

“Don’t do the thing!” *does the thing anyway*

Reckless

Chaotic Good

A Jock

Link

Ranger of Faron’s Forest, born in the village of Ordon.

Was born deaf: his townspeople gifted him a couple of magical blue earrings that function as hearing aids. Mostly communicates through sign language, but he picked up some words.

Animals, elderly people and children instantly love him

The Mom Friend ™

Lawful Good

A gentle soul

Zelda

Heir to the throne of Hyrule

Struggles a lot with her abilities and the awareness of the potential danger of corruption

Can be a bit snobbish

Diplomacy 100/100

Worried 24/7

Neutral Good

a vampire who was turned as a child sternly telling a much older looking vampire to ‘respect their elders’

“i could sleep for a week” *proceeds to literally sleep for an entire week*

a vampire shouting “hey, we’re not done here! don’t you DARE fly away from me!” at a rapidly retreating swarm of bats

“you can’t tell ANYONE what i just told you okay” “i swear, i’ll take it to my grave” *cut to the next shot in a dimly lit cellar containing several coffins, each with a vampire sitting or lying in it* “so you’ll never guess what-”

a vampire saying “i never look good in pictures of me” but instead of a photo on their phone they’re looking at their portrait in an art gallery

*outlandish story about something that happened to them in the 12th century* “you totally made that up” “how would YOU know” “because i was THERE, asshole”

immediately followed by a shot of two vampires visiting a house where the owner simply says “whatever you’re selling, we’re not buying” and slams the door shut

*sees a house with a welcome mat* “hey, guys, look! an open house buffet!”

“your father would be turning in his grave” *cut to a shot of a casket rattling as if someone is indeed spinning inside it*

someone: you don’t look a day over thirty!

vampire who was turned when they were thirty (200 years ago): *looks into the camera like they’re on the office*

adrien: well i noticed that you never eat breakfast because you’re always working so i got you a bagel and some coffee!! is that okay?? :)

i’m a huge fan of Ladybug stumbling upon Adrien and/or having to save him while he’s in embarrassing/compromising situations, so she can see little by little how dorky he can be when she’s not Marinette. She keeps having to save him and it’s fun bc he asks her to keep the embarrassing situation between them two and it’s cute. 

Anyway, I’d love it if she had to come to his window and he is wearing a big dorky retainer, and when he’s not talking his lips don’t fully close, and he has to breathe through his mouth and slurp his drool every once in a while when he’s talking and he talks like a dweeb. Maybe at night he also doesn’t have his contacts in so he has to wear big chunky nerd glasses and it’s very cute. 

He hears someone tap on his window and he stumbles around in the dark and tries to find his glasses. But he can’t see anything. He palms his way over to the window and lets the black and red blur into his room and he’s like Miss Ladybug!! what’s wrong?? i can’t tell if you’re smiling or worried or.. *he’s squinting and getting really close to her face* oh good. you’re smiling. phew. Hi, Ladybug! what brings you to the neighborhood of my bedroom at this hour?? *squinting at the digital clock* 8:88am… 

Ladybug laughs and corrects him with “I think it says …2:35?” He’s like “See? that’s -ow, why we keep –OUCH–you around :) –OW" he says smiling, looking at her over his shoulder while making is way over to his desk to find his glasses, but banging his shin on a side table, then his groin on a chair arm, then his face on the fistbumping fist of the cardboard cut out of Chat Noir that “Chat Noir” “gave” to him for “safe keeping.”

He finds his glasses and puts them on and it makes his eyes a little magnified. “There! I can see you nnn..oww….!! Wow” He looks at Ladybug and his heart flips a little bit bc she’s larger than life and beautiful and she’s in his room. He smiles goofily at her and they giggle at each other and he has to rescue some drool from dribbling down his chin. Then he realizes he’s just in his Ladybug boxers and a white tee and feels a little exposed so he grabs his baby rubber ducky robe from a chair and puts it on. He realizes that’s embarrassing too, but gives up, and doesn’t want to make his outfit issues “a thing” so he asks Ladybug again what brings her there. Though it was too late bc he totally made it a thing, bc he’s embarrassing and not smooth around Ladybug, and she saw him go through all of those thought processes practically out loud bc of his very obvious body language

“[he] feels a little exposed so he grabs his baby rubber ducky robe from a chair and puts it on. He realizes that’s embarrassing too, but gives up, and doesn’t want to make his outfit issues “a thing” so he asks Ladybug again what brings her there. Though it was too late bc he totally made it a thing, bc he’s embarrassing and not smooth around Ladybug, and she saw him go through all of those thought processes practically out loud bc of his very obvious body language.

Woke up and randomly had this idea

Please notice me, I spent like an hour on making this bad Edit