Señor Bun (Official)

Jack Zimmermann after entering the NHL:

Bittle:

Holster:

This idea assaulted me at midnight last night and then it was 3k and I don’t know what happened. Whatever.

Eric is just old enough to compete in the 2010 olympics for figure skating as a fifteen year old.

Seriously. He makes the deadline by like a month. (if I did that math right. I might not have. Anyway! Pretend!)

By this point in his life, he’s already gotten his fair share of bullying due to his figure skating

He thought about quitting before he skated the competition that qualified him for the olympics. A little bit because of the bullying. But also a little bit because of what it takes away from him. He’s tired all the time because he’s trying to balance school and this. And he’s always worried about messing up his next routine.

And prom was last weekend and now his best friend is mad at him for missing it because she had to go alone.

But then he qualified for the olympics and knew that he couldn’t give it up now

And once you qualify for the olympics, people stop bothering you about that kind of stuff anyway.

That being said, none of it counts for shit unless you actually do well in the Olympics, so Eric spends the weeks leading up to the games training like hell to make sure that his routine is good enough to medal

Even if that means that he’ll miss out on an hour of sleep just to go over it a few more times

Even if it means that he’ll miss a meal to get extra time on the ice

Even if it means that it feels like his brain is trying to run itself ragged by going over routines again and again and again.

Meanwhile–

Ransom and Holster are just always in each other’s laps. BUt they’re in each other’s laps off the ice too so that’s no surprise

Nursey sits on Dex often. Dex always pushes him off. Nursey always gazes at Chowder, wishing to sit upon that perfect lap, but he dare not mess with the goalie vibe

Shitty is always sitting on people and if he’s not sitting on someone, he’s offering his “throne” to anyone and everyone… including Hall and Murray when they’re having a good game and his joking is more welcome

Bitty sitting on Jack’s lap. 

Bitty sitting on Jack’s lap

Bitty

on

Jack’s

Lap

But like, Jack pulling Bitty into his lap and looking all casual about it. And Bitty just writes it off as Jack being “””practical???””” 

Bitty perching on Jack’s knee and acting all casual about it and Jack trying hard (hehe) to focus on the game and not on Bitty’s hold-able ass